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How not to answer a question…

The above video is of the Buffalo Bills’ 7th round draft pick, Ellis Lanksder showing us how not to answer a question. Either that or he’s doing what could only be described as his best impression of a Valley girl, by saying “like um” at least 100 times. Somewhere between the 5th and 6th “like um” I lost count out of sure disbelief that this was actually happening.

Maybe Lanksder is just camera shy. Maybe there’s a good looking blonde in the front row, and he can’t multi-task staring at her breasts and answering a simple question. Or maybe he’s just confused and disoriented as a result of going from West Virginia (where he played in college) to Buffalo. Say good-bye to rural towns, meth labs and incestuous relationships. Say hello to TO’s overinflated ego and a sense of disappointment that’s been growing since the 90s . That’s more than enough to make anyone lose their focus and start jabbering nonsensical “like ums.”

Either that or drugs…

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