From the Desk of the Beck U. Athletic Director
Alright gang. Perhaps you’ve heard- I’ve started a university. And I have news- we’re playing a full slate of football games this fall. I had a few simple rules for setting up the schedule.
-Don’t schedule Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard or Notre Dame. It’s unamerican.
-Don’t schedule dates or times. We’ll take them any time, any place.
-Don’t bother with rankings. We’re number one in the BCS. Beck Championship SUCKIT.
So, without further ado, the schedule for the Beck University Fightin’ Becksters. (more…)
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