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Wednesday July 27th 2011

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Last Call: The Holidays Edititon

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Last Call is something something. I’m sure that you’re smart enough to figure it out.

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Sorry folks. I’m out on the farm and the Internet is a bit spotty. Feel free to share your links in the comments.

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Last Call: The Holy Balls I’m Tired Edition

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Y’all know the drill. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll get this thing finished here before too long. [Update: No Linkage tonight. Sorry. Share your links in the comment section.]

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Last Call: The Fuck You Edition

Really?

I fucking hate people. I really do. Something of immeasurable personal wealth, but of limited monetary wealth was stolen from me. Fuck you, you assholes. I’m broke too, go on welfare you fucking cock fags. Eat a bunch of used tampons, they’re full of protein after all. But basically what I’m saying to you loser assholes is go die in a snowstorm on Hoth. And a big fuck you to you.

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Recycled Cheesecake:

I guess?

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Eastwood, RAWWRR

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Empire Avenue: This is a pretty cool little social media project/experiment. You buy “stocks” in fellow people and companies, and earn dividends based on their accounts. Your account goes up based on the volume of people buying your shares as well as social media actions like tweeting, updating Facebook, updating Flickr and activity on the site. By the by, shares in e(Gally) are rising fast and I have huge dividends….
Hardball Times: Jonah Keri ponders what Simpsons characters are analogous to MLB teams. Fuck being a Jays fan.

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Last Call

Be careful, it may take you seconds, minutes even, into the future.

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Rovitz about that time he had syphilis.. don’t worry, it cleared up. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

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Unfortunately due to recent events, I feel like I have to preface this song with, It’s a song, just a song. It has no bearing on my mental state, what I’m thinking or my “emoness.”

Those of you that watch the very underrated Leverage on TNT, or via torrents, this song was previewed last week and was actually written and sung by show star, Christian Kane.

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Warming Glow: I didn’t have time to do What’s On Deck today, so you’ll have to settle for Ufford’s version. I say settle because he leaves out a bunch of shows that I normally recommend to you clowns.
WWTDD: Well, I don’t want to make any salacious rumors or stories here, but Angelina Jolie is a lesbian pedophile. It’s true. There’s photographic evidence of her kissing some random 12 year old girl. *Roman Polanski says alright!*
The Awl: You know that I Write Like website that everyone shit on because they didn’t think their sentence length and what not had similarities to David Foster Wallace? Well here’s a Q&A with the site’s creator.
The Luxury Spot: I shared this a while ago on Twitter, but lately things I share seem to break out big a few days later from someone more influential, so here it is again. A girl asked her boyfriend what he’d like for dinner on his birthday, and she did not understand his response. Neither did her mother, so she took to Yahoo answers.
New Scientist: Nerd alert! Don’t click this link if you’re not prepared to have your mind asplode. Essentially, some theory dictates that every black hole may contain a hidden universe?!?
Midwest Sports Fans: Congrats to the MSF guys, as this was their first post to receive 100K page views and it wasn’t even about sports. It’s the top 10 Louis CK stand up moments. I disagree though as it doesn’t even have the saddest blowjob in the universe bit.
AMC TV: The Mad Men interactive job interview. Mine told me that I should be a media buyer, aka Harry Crane.
Second String Fullback: Samer gives us six questions about all these training camp questions.
Huffington Post: So, the guy who was in charge of implementing the bank bailout, is claiming that we should cut social security because, well just read it. It’s got to be infuriating for you guys down there. Sorry.
Gizmodo: The alcoholic death is soon to be amongst us, as you can now pay your bar tab via iPhone.

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Chubs what food gives him his namesake. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

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Old-Wizard: Here’s an idea on how to piss a bunch of nerds off. Make a definitive list of the top 100 video games of all time. Then, don’t include any games that came out in the last 10 years and have the list be 75% NES games.
Information Is Beautiful: Every country in the world is the best at something, whether it’s Serial Killers, Diamond production, happiness or the production of horse meat.
Daddys Sugar Ball: Gary Busey takes over the role of Larry King and his first interview is with Satan.
Mens Health: Sigh. Womens magazines do it and so do Mens magazines. They make over reaching lists about what the other sex wants/means, from the standpoint of one singular member of the other sex. This one is just, well, it’s kind of stupid really.
Mashable: This is old, but it’s noteworthy. Apparently 10% of the population under the age of 25 thinks that it’s okay to send text messages during the act of coitus. Yeah, that’s right. During. If you have the time to do that during, you’re doing it wrong.
Wolfram Alpha: Last week I linked to Cleverbot, but this is Cleverbot on steroids. Ask it all kinds of questions, from scientific to what is the meaning of life and you’ll get interesting answers. A collection of Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs is here.
Reuters: An Italian scientist has essentially developed a way to grow a vagina in a lab. For women with genetic defects of course, get your mind out of the gutter.
Kotaku: A visual guide to the first person shooter.
Guardian: So a study has pointed to the possibility that women who receive an ovary transplant could not only regain fertility, but live up to 40% longer.

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Blogkakke


-via Full University Faculty here!

Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Internets. If you have something for here or just want to ask Rovitz what its like being a Detroit fan, there’s always the comment section or you could try tips@ thegallyblog.com

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Fox Sports: Jason Whitlock can’t root for Kobe because he wants to protect Magic’s legacy. It sort of kind of makes sense.
Puck Daddy: Ron MacLean goes toe to toe with Gary Bettman during the second intermission. Somehow he seems to lose.
Black and Gold Tchotchkes: The Starter Wife continues her Football Foodie World Cup, where she makes a classical meal from each country, with group B: Argentina, Nigeria, South Korea and Greece.
Video Games and Booze: Ben Saller has a new and very unique websites. Much like a sommelier would pair wines with food, he pairs various alcohols with video games.
Daddys Sugar Ball: The Jerk Store called, and they’ve got a whole bunch of Floyd Landis.
EDSBS: The Pac 10 is going all out? Well, it appears to be.
Uproxx: The best and worst of Hollywood Vampires.
Avoiding The Drop: Your World Cup Group C preview. For those unaware, Group C is England, Algeria, Slovenia and the U.S.A
Warming Glow: The Cartoon Network is making an up to date Anime version of the Thundercats. I’m shocked, awed, dismayed, excited and worried about the possibilities.
Coed Magazine: The 101 sweetest things about summer 2010. I’ll concur that some of these are pretty sweet, but some are kinda lame as well. Like tree climbing, what are we 12?
Ask Men: Since it’s summer, perchance you might be getting some summer loving. If so, here’s 4 ways to help, how do I say this delicately, her out if you know what I’m saying.

Bonus Video:

This one is NSFW, unless you work at home in your underwear.

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Last Call: The Barking Dogs Edition

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask why everyone from Minnesota is gay. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Barking dogs, say what? Well, The Gally Blog has entered a partnership with Yardbarker Networks with Fox Sports. What does that mean to you the loyal reader? It means simply that we’re moving up in the world. Possible perks include more frequent posting, exclusive original content and more posts that are about sports and less about rape. Don’t worry though, there will still be posts about traveling through time to give Brett Favre’s mom a back alley
abortion. I promise. You can look forward to this development and pictures like the one below tomorrow.

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Rand Ball: Our own Amber Jones, aka. Berstreet meets and defeats the Double Down. Barely. (more…)

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Last Call: Upcoming Changes Edition

It's true. I saw it.

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to get kicked out of a bar. Apparently he’s so good at it the manager will make up a nonsensical reason on the spot to do it. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Today we introduced Nonpopulist to you folks. Welcome him tonight as he’s going to be playing an inmportant role with the Gally Blog organization in the coming months. As always, if you notice a puddle around the ficus it’s not whiskey. It may look like it, but long story short, it’s gimps fault.

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Yeah, I’ve posted that song before. So what? A) It’s hot and B) it’s my site. Start your own site and post your own videos if you don’t like it.

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Daddys Sugar Ball: Max Power and the boys present us with another wonderful edition of LOLMarchMadness. Congrats to them for getting linked by With Leather today. They do good stuff there.
Biz Journals: Ooh, hockey news. The Phoenix Coyotes could be on the move yet again. The rumors of them moving back to Winnepeg are picking up steam, and might have moved past the point of rumor. (more…)

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Last Call: The Imaginary Edition

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask WSR if he’ll do your taxes for free. He loves doing that. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Last Call is imaginary tonight. Why? Because I’m retired. Since I’m retired, I didn’t actually write this post and this isn’t actually happening. This is all in your imagination.

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Mr. Irrelevant: The brothers Mottram modestly celebrate the sixth birthday of Mr. Irrelevant. If The Gally Blog makes it to six years, there will be hookers and blow for all.
Puck Daddy: The Sidney Crosby golden roar art contest has ended. Check out your top 12 vote getters. (more…)

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