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Last Call: The Tardy Tard Edition

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Last Call something something. You know what to do. I’ll be updating tonights as we go, due to me being a tardy tard like the title says.

Musical Interlude:

Best Fucking Song Ever.

Linkage:

Business Insider: An interesting slideshow of America’s 25 biggest land owners or land barons if you would. The 25 of them own 1% of all the land in the U.S.A. Sadly, no Brett Favre.
Televisionary Blog: An open letter to FX, to try and get them to keep Terriers going. For those of you Amuricans that get FX, do me a favor and watch it okay.
Slogan Maker: This site is an awesome and hilarious time-killer. Enter in a name, title or phrase and get a randomized slogan based on it. Like, The Gally Blog: So good you’ll want it again. The Quick and Easy way with Gally. There’s a Brett Favre in your future.
Cracked: Is it your first orgy? Are you confused on what to do? Fret not, here are some tips for your first orgy.
Daddys Sugar Ball: Some lessons from an amateur father.
WWTDD: Tom Hardy is apparently going to be in Batman the Third. Wouldn’t you know it though, but that asshole Brendon accidentally uploaded topless photos of Lucy Pinder instead of Tom Hardy. What a flaming asshole.
Avoiding The Drop: Two Yellows figures that Bob Bradley should be fired like right now. He’s the US soccer coach if ya didn’t know. Hooligan.
The Phoenix Pub:: Old King Clancy watches the Redskins-Packers game. That is all. Click minions.
Film Drunk: Oh my god awesome. There’s a book coming out and it contains some original Star Wars photos before the CG…….
Warming Glow: There’s kind of sort of a season two trailer for Justified.
Smart Football: Writing about sports in 2010: Four points about two(or three) articles. A very good read.

Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake with Vanilla Compote (more…)

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Last Call

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gimp about his love of fine ficus’. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Musical Interlude:

You’ll likely be hearing this song a lot this summer. You’ve been warned.

Linkage:

Hip Hop Wired: This is much sadder than the headline would imply, but a young British woman masturbated to death.
The Big Lead: Well there’s one way to stay relevant. Trash one of your fellow bloggers in a web post. Geoff Decker of TBL trashed Robert Littal of Black Sports Online, calling him the BET of sports blogs.
Rolling Stone: Matt Taibbi is starting to make a name for himself over at RS. This post, “The Five Funniest Things About the ‘LeBron James: Global Superdouche’ Broadcast,” is fantastic.
NJ.com: De-constructing NJ Nets owner Mikhail Prokorhov.
Deadspin: If you’ve ever thought yourself a poor writer lacking a grasp of the English language, well you very well could be right. Having said that, this guy makes you look like Chaucer in comparison.
Gagging Towards Bethlehem: Rachael has started a Kickstarter project in order to raise money for a project she’s working on. It’s a pretty cool foodie related project, so check it out.
Daddys Sugar Ball: The live blog of the HR Derby done by SBNation has gotten a lot of good responses and love. This one done by DSB was also pretty damn good.
Uproxx: Eight inexpensive things re-purposed for something awesome. They might not all be awesome, but they are interesting.
Warming Glow: So, Jon Bois apparently shares my opinion on Mad Men. It’s a good show and stylistically it does a fantastic job, but it’s not THAT great.
WWTDD: Whoopi Goldberg thinks that Mel Gibson is being a stupid dick right now, but isn’t actually a racist. He’s been in her house before with her kids after all.

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Night Cap with Logic.

What’s up Gallions and Night Owls. I just watched the Kanye is a Gay Fish episode of South Park three times in a row without being bored. I can’t believe the President called him a jackass. With that and the Taylor Swift stuff, plus Patrick Swayze dying, it’s a hectic day. Links and video after the jump.

Now let’s see what is actually important in life:

The first 8 minutes of the new season of The Ultimate Fighter is out. I heard it got leaked and Kimbo Slice already won. I wouldn’t doubt it but I also wouldn’t doubt the media to just say that because Kimbo is the only recognizable name. Whatever.

Dream Boat blew off Suzy Kolber’s interview. No I don’t feel bad for her. That’s karma for breaking Namath’s heart, you harlot.

Patrick Swayze’s best movie fights.

25 PedoBear appearances

Funny or Die’s “Massholes” video is pretty solid. I guess I’m two days late, if Ufford is late?

Check out the Sports Blogger Fantasy Football Pool. I smoked Gimp first round.

1 dude teaches other dude a lesson. That lesson is “don’t be a skinny douche showing off your abs pre-fight by taking off your shirt in front of your friends because I WILL drop you”

Most excellent Plane Story ever.

and lastly, Sarah Jean Underwood (NSFW) might be the prettiest woman on the planet. Oh, and she’s naked.

Gambling Addiction? Posted already. So suck on that.

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Night Cap with Logic

I really am at a loss for words right now. Kanye is still being a gay fish. But even without him, the VMA’s had its way ups and way downs. Notre Dame lost, the Giants won. The Yankees are good. I guess I’ll only slit one wrist. This is turning out to be an emo rap, huh? Well I figured I’d get a post in with my bets before the game is over. Remember, if you be one of “my cronies” on Cent Sports, you won’t have to be reminded of all the winners I picked. I went 8-6 in the BS Blog Pick ‘Em and 11-3 in the Phoenix Pub Pick’Em as well as moved on to the 2nd round with the Ravens in all 3 survivor pools I’m in.

The Comedic Stylings of Anthony Jeselnik, one of comedy’s up and comers.

As for the links? We got ‘em:

I don’t care if you care about tennis but Roger Federer is the extremely easy-to-like star. Especially with plays like this one.

Or if you prefer, check out this puppy going down a slide!

Hey. Wanna know a secret? Don’t piss off a big black guy named Rampage with cauliflower ear and wearing Tapout gear.

I don’t know who Jennifer Hernandez is but she is putting me in the mood for Latina loving. (SFW)

THIS makes Giants fans look terrible.

I LOVE Girls Getting into Tight Jeans. (SFW and Awesome)

Live Blog over a KSK. It’s over now but you can scroll the comments and see the Jackals. I was Logic. I had a bunch of comments in there.

Gambling Addiction?

PATRIOTS (-11.5) over the Bills and the OVER

Chargers (-10.5) over the RAIDERS and the OVER
I think the Chargers and the Pats might surpass the overs by themselves. If the Pats ever get rolling for Christ’s sake. At least you know I’m genuine and don’t change my bet half way through the game.

p.s. Hitler HATED Kanye’s VMA outburst.

p.p.s. Patrick Swayze is dead. Oh God, alert the media. Someone suffering of cancer for the last X amount of months/years just died. Boofuckinghoo. Get over it. It’s like you people need someone to cry over just to get your tears out. Life sucks and if you are going to the rodeo, you better cowboy up. Slit your wrists if your sad. Ghost sucked anyway. Fucking pansies.

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