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Saturday November 26th 2011

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Last Call: The Tardy Tard Edition

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Last Call something something. You know what to do. I’ll be updating tonights as we go, due to me being a tardy tard like the title says.

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Best Fucking Song Ever.

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Business Insider: An interesting slideshow of America’s 25 biggest land owners or land barons if you would. The 25 of them own 1% of all the land in the U.S.A. Sadly, no Brett Favre.
Televisionary Blog: An open letter to FX, to try and get them to keep Terriers going. For those of you Amuricans that get FX, do me a favor and watch it okay.
Slogan Maker: This site is an awesome and hilarious time-killer. Enter in a name, title or phrase and get a randomized slogan based on it. Like, The Gally Blog: So good you’ll want it again. The Quick and Easy way with Gally. There’s a Brett Favre in your future.
Cracked: Is it your first orgy? Are you confused on what to do? Fret not, here are some tips for your first orgy.
Daddys Sugar Ball: Some lessons from an amateur father.
WWTDD: Tom Hardy is apparently going to be in Batman the Third. Wouldn’t you know it though, but that asshole Brendon accidentally uploaded topless photos of Lucy Pinder instead of Tom Hardy. What a flaming asshole.
Avoiding The Drop: Two Yellows figures that Bob Bradley should be fired like right now. He’s the US soccer coach if ya didn’t know. Hooligan.
The Phoenix Pub:: Old King Clancy watches the Redskins-Packers game. That is all. Click minions.
Film Drunk: Oh my god awesome. There’s a book coming out and it contains some original Star Wars photos before the CG…….
Warming Glow: There’s kind of sort of a season two trailer for Justified.
Smart Football: Writing about sports in 2010: Four points about two(or three) articles. A very good read.

Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake with Vanilla Compote (more…)

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Last Call: The Fuck You Edition

Really?

I fucking hate people. I really do. Something of immeasurable personal wealth, but of limited monetary wealth was stolen from me. Fuck you, you assholes. I’m broke too, go on welfare you fucking cock fags. Eat a bunch of used tampons, they’re full of protein after all. But basically what I’m saying to you loser assholes is go die in a snowstorm on Hoth. And a big fuck you to you.

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Recycled Cheesecake:

I guess?

More Recycled Cheesecake:

Eastwood, RAWWRR

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Empire Avenue: This is a pretty cool little social media project/experiment. You buy “stocks” in fellow people and companies, and earn dividends based on their accounts. Your account goes up based on the volume of people buying your shares as well as social media actions like tweeting, updating Facebook, updating Flickr and activity on the site. By the by, shares in e(Gally) are rising fast and I have huge dividends….
Hardball Times: Jonah Keri ponders what Simpsons characters are analogous to MLB teams. Fuck being a Jays fan.

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Last Call: The Quickie Edition

If people actually show up tonight, I’ll keep adding content to this. It’s up to you folks.

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Mommy Wants Vodka: Aunt Becky has found her dream man. Really, he’s everyone’s dream man.

27b/6: According to my supervisor, there is no such thing as portals….

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Cheesecake for the fellows:

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Cheesecake for the ladies:

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Last Call

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gimp about his love of fine ficus’. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

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You’ll likely be hearing this song a lot this summer. You’ve been warned.

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Hip Hop Wired: This is much sadder than the headline would imply, but a young British woman masturbated to death.
The Big Lead: Well there’s one way to stay relevant. Trash one of your fellow bloggers in a web post. Geoff Decker of TBL trashed Robert Littal of Black Sports Online, calling him the BET of sports blogs.
Rolling Stone: Matt Taibbi is starting to make a name for himself over at RS. This post, “The Five Funniest Things About the ‘LeBron James: Global Superdouche’ Broadcast,” is fantastic.
NJ.com: De-constructing NJ Nets owner Mikhail Prokorhov.
Deadspin: If you’ve ever thought yourself a poor writer lacking a grasp of the English language, well you very well could be right. Having said that, this guy makes you look like Chaucer in comparison.
Gagging Towards Bethlehem: Rachael has started a Kickstarter project in order to raise money for a project she’s working on. It’s a pretty cool foodie related project, so check it out.
Daddys Sugar Ball: The live blog of the HR Derby done by SBNation has gotten a lot of good responses and love. This one done by DSB was also pretty damn good.
Uproxx: Eight inexpensive things re-purposed for something awesome. They might not all be awesome, but they are interesting.
Warming Glow: So, Jon Bois apparently shares my opinion on Mad Men. It’s a good show and stylistically it does a fantastic job, but it’s not THAT great.
WWTDD: Whoopi Goldberg thinks that Mel Gibson is being a stupid dick right now, but isn’t actually a racist. He’s been in her house before with her kids after all.

Cheesecake for the fellows: (more…)

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Last Call

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to fuck up at life. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

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A fantastic song about being great.

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Wall Street Journal: Bad news for us Internet folks. All this continuous multi-tasking and Internetting is making us lose focus and becoming dumber.
Black Sports Online: Reggie Wayne’s mistress surrenders to the police. The obvious question is would you?
Steel Clink Alcatraz: Danger Guerrero presents his first mailbag and finds out he’s tastless? (more…)

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-The Daily What

Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Internets. If you have something for here or just want to know what it is that makes us so irresistible to women, there’s always the comment section or you could try tips@ thegallyblog.com.

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ThePrayer-Kid Cudi One of my favorite songs of all time and it’s about living life, so it’s kind of uplifting if you need that kind of thing.

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Tone Def!: Stringer Bell, aka Idris Elba has a new rap career under the persona King Driis. I’m completely serious here and you have to check it out.
KSK: Coach Ryan greets all the rookies for the first time. Rex Ryan that is.
Sportress of Blogitude: Good ole’ Britt Faarrr has yet to retire from making lots of miney signing memorabilia. Get this, that asshat charges you $400 to sign a jersey thay you send in. What a douche canoe.
NBC Philadelphia: President Obama is a sex offender or something. I don’t know, the photo at the top of the post is confusing.
WWTDD: MacGruber was a good nude model. Wait, what did that just say? I don’t know what to believe anymore. Accompanying the story are some NSFW photographs.
Educo Park: I’m not a big Steve Jobs or Apple fan, but here are 10 “golden lessons” from the man himself. I personally like #3.
Film Drunk: The Producer of The Hurt Locker has once again offended some dandy pussies.
NY Mag: The evolution of Raylan Givens, lead character from the series, Justified.

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Last Call: The Anniversary Edition

I know, I know, not the same kind of Anniversary
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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask PJD and WSR for cost benefit analysis for getting married. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

If you’ve not been paying attention, shame on you. Go back over the last two days and give the posts a read. It’s our one year anniversary today. From our humble beginnings, we have risen up to the great place we are at today. Over the course of a year we have made it to 600 posts, 4,100+ comments and 59,000+ page views. I don’t know if any of those numbers are actually good or not for a non financially backed blog, but I’m proud of them. Thanks to you the readers, the folks that link to us, the commenters, the Last Call community and my writers for a highly enjoyable year. I look forward to several more of them.

Musical Interlude:

Yeah I’ve used that song before. It’s my party and I’ll do what I want thank you very much.

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Hundred Pushups: Hey you. Yeah you. The one with the sand in your vagina. Here’s a program that will take you from the two pushups you can do in a row right now to 100. You’re body and significant other will thank you.
What the fuck should I make for dinner: Have you ever wondered what the fuck you should make for dinner. Click here for suggestions, and clicking I don’t fucking like that will bring you a new choice. (more…)

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Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Internets. If you have something for here or would just like to know the best way of disposing of an angry bookie, our contact info is over there on the right or if you’re real lazy you could try tips @ thegallyblog.com.

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Blame It On The Voices: A very interesting excerpt from a 1960′s, British Manual on educating young wives. It’s so sexist it makes Don Draper look charming.
Daddys Sugar Ball: Entertainment news the DSB way. I tells you, those Pennsylvanians are sure snarky.
Kotaku: In far too early to announce news and hyperbole, Sony will be introducing the greatest thing ever, their take on motion control, to developers at GDC 2010. How about that for a run-on sentence.
Warming Glow: Jesus this is excellent. Ufford writes an open letter to douche canoes. Or as they’re more commonly known, Lost fanatics.
Deadspin: It’s a momentous day in the world of Internets. Drew has added a second mailbag per week. This edition is worth looking at for the title picture alone. You’re welcome.
EDGE: The Tim and Eric show is entering season Cinco! If you don’t like the show, neither we can be friends or you with Michael Tunison(Xmas Ape).
WWTDD: Megan Fox is a good model.

Sports By Brooks: Remember when the Swastika used to be a symbol of good luck? Born after those years were you? Well the 1914 Boston Braves used the symbol on their hats in place of logos.

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Twilight Moms Motivational Picture

Blogkakke is a collection of the latest and greatest to get caught in the Internet. If you have something you’d like to share with us here or would just like to lambaste us over our collective unfunnyness, our contact info is over there on the right and there’s always the comment section.

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The Bachelor Guy: How to make her laugh without becoming her personal clown.
With Leather: Punter interviews the creator of the Alaska Hockey polar bear video.
Cracked: Haven’t seen Twilight yet? Don’t bother, it’s been read for you and broken down. Hilariously.
On The DL: There’s a competition to see whether Matt Sebek or Josh Zerkle get’s to go to the World Championship of trash talk. I’m torn on this one, but you can still vote.
EDSBS: Mustache Wednesday makes it’s triumphant return.
Food Court Lunch: Facebook updates that make Butter Chicken want to punch his friends in the face.
ROTU: Tom Brady starts to finally pull out, much to Bridget Moynahan’s chagrin.
The Phoenix Pub: Long Island coach courts the nefarious pedobear.
KSK: Pete Carroll did a Funny or Die video about his move to the NFL. Ufford says it’s more funny than die, so it’s got that going for it.
Purple Jesus Diaries: NFC Championship preview: A Louisiana love fest.
Global Sports Fraternity: An Eli vs. Peyton Manning commercial showdown.

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Kid Cudi vs Evelyn King

I’m a big fan of Kid Cudi and am awaiting his upcoming album that Kanye is producing. You can download his mixtape from his website for free. You’ve already heard his song Day N Night which is phenomenal, or more likely you’ve heard the remix.
Well, just for fun, how about a Disco/Funk mashup. Here it is.
Shame at Night- Cudi vs Evelyn King

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