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Wednesday February 8th 2012

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The Morning After Pill

The Morning After Pill is where we recap the previous day in the sporting world. Certain teams/sports are left out to a lack of caring, or not being able to see the keyboard due to alchohol.

NFL: The Colts, who in the past few years have been injury prone, have lost their first player for the year. Starting LB Tyjuan Hagler, is out for the year with ruptured biceps. Most of you could give a shit, but his backups are a semi low drafted two year veteran and an undrafted rookie. Yay. Tom Cable has met with Al Davis to discuss allegations that he’s a woman beater. He admits that he hit his first wife with an open hand, but claims that it was the only time he was ever inappropriate with a woman.

Now that's a face you can trust. No not the creepy dude on the inset, he's the one who got KTFO.
Now that's a face you can trust. No not the creepy dude on the inset, he's the one who got KTFO.

NBA: Ron Artest and Trevor Ariza, the two guys who were traded for each other, traded last minute 3′s to put the Rockets/Lakers game in OT. Kobe put up 41 points as the Lakers won 103-102. Tim Donaghy, the disgraced former NBA ref, is now out of prison. He’s still trying to get a tell all book that suggests NBA refs are crooked published, but he’s facing some issues. He now plans on getting a job in either sales or marketing. Crooked lying shitnozzle, yeah marketing/sales seem’s like a good place for him to be. He’ll fit right in. Side note for Berstreet, the Celtics won last night to be the last remaining undefeated team.

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Kobe and Ron Artest are Together.

So yesterday the Lakers and Rockets of the NBA essentially traded each other for small forwards, Trevor Ariza for Ron Artest. Yes the same Artest that started the brawl in Detroit so many years ago. The same Artest that seemed like he wanted to fight Kobe in the playoffs. The same Artest that is crazy and can fly off the handle on a whim.

But we’re forgetting something. The comedy gold that can come out of this, for at least an entire year. Like this.

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Lakers vs Nuggets Game 5

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Well it seems that everyone, including David Stern is going to get their wish. That’s right it appears inevitable that we’re bound for a Kobe vs. LeBron Howard NBA Finals. Can you feel the excitement? Well anyways, the Lakers won 103-94. Kobe had 22pts 8ast and 5rbd and Lamar Odom had 19pts and 14rbd, whilst Carmelo Anthony had 31pts in a losing effort.
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