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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Chubs what food gives him his namesake. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

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Old-Wizard: Here’s an idea on how to piss a bunch of nerds off. Make a definitive list of the top 100 video games of all time. Then, don’t include any games that came out in the last 10 years and have the list be 75% NES games.
Information Is Beautiful: Every country in the world is the best at something, whether it’s Serial Killers, Diamond production, happiness or the production of horse meat.
Daddys Sugar Ball: Gary Busey takes over the role of Larry King and his first interview is with Satan.
Mens Health: Sigh. Womens magazines do it and so do Mens magazines. They make over reaching lists about what the other sex wants/means, from the standpoint of one singular member of the other sex. This one is just, well, it’s kind of stupid really.
Mashable: This is old, but it’s noteworthy. Apparently 10% of the population under the age of 25 thinks that it’s okay to send text messages during the act of coitus. Yeah, that’s right. During. If you have the time to do that during, you’re doing it wrong.
Wolfram Alpha: Last week I linked to Cleverbot, but this is Cleverbot on steroids. Ask it all kinds of questions, from scientific to what is the meaning of life and you’ll get interesting answers. A collection of Wolfram Alpha Easter Eggs is here.
Reuters: An Italian scientist has essentially developed a way to grow a vagina in a lab. For women with genetic defects of course, get your mind out of the gutter.
Kotaku: A visual guide to the first person shooter.
Guardian: So a study has pointed to the possibility that women who receive an ovary transplant could not only regain fertility, but live up to 40% longer.

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Last Call

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Logic about the best in local ball pits. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

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BBC: Remember all those times you were told to sit up straight? Well you were doing it wrong. Lean back young Skywalkers.
Cracked: Six slacker behaviors that Science says are good for you. According to this, I’m going to live forever.
Salon: Say it ain’t so. A requiem for Chat Roulette.
ABC: Hell yeah! I think anyways. A man lost 24 lbs by eating nothing but pizza for a month and combining it with some exercise. His point was to show that portion control and exercise is all that we need to do to stop being big fatties.
Cleverbot: Clever bot is exactly that, a clever bot… that learns from its interactions with people. Ask it a joke, talk Internet meme’s with it or just have a random conversation. Be warned, if you lob up a softball, it will occasionally hit it out of the park and then mock you.
Ben Koo: ESPN pays bloggers, but just not their own sadly. There’s only one comment on the article, but it’s an epic one.
The Nervous Breakdown: How an author accidentally got 700,000 fans on Facebook.
Purple Jesus Diaries: Getting to know Jared Allen’s mysterious basement. Did you know he tortures kitties there?
Big Boi: Big Boi has a new album out and he’s streaming it for free on his website. You’re welcome if you’re into that kind of thing.
Black Heart Gold Pants: Yes, we “reported” on this earlier, but here’s a serious take on Chris Henry having Chronic Trauma Encephalopathy.
Londonist: London’s Twitter traffic mapped topographically. Pretty interesting actually.
1940 Chronicle: This is the best thing ever. This is what would have happened if the Internet had existed during WWII and someone had taken the time to blog about it’s daily events and happenings.

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Last Call

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask logic about the newest developments in date rape. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

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Tech Crunch: So, remember a little while back when I posted that the Internet is making us dumb? Well here’s a guy trying to debunk it.
Telegraph: Well, NASA is predicting a once in a generation solar flare that could cause huge devastation in 2013. Good thing the world will be over by then right? I wouldn’t look too seriously into this as we’re in a period of unexplained low solar flare output, so who knows what’s what?
With Leather: Was Robert Green distracted after being dumped by his model girlfriend? Perhaps, but I’ve had better.
Princess Complex: So, um there’s pubic hair dye… Whitney Cummings has far better jokes about it than I do, so click the link.
EDSBS: The Dan Beebe Pyramid Scheme.
Puck Daddy: The Sharks seem to want Evgeni Nabokov back, which might show a disdain for winning.
The Arena Blog: Why this XBox-ESPN exclusive partnership may not actually be a big deal.
Crysturbating: Fuck that Bros icing Bros shit. How about Gentlemen enjoying Jameson with other Gentlemen.

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Last Call: Upcoming Changes Edition

It's true. I saw it.

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to get kicked out of a bar. Apparently he’s so good at it the manager will make up a nonsensical reason on the spot to do it. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Today we introduced Nonpopulist to you folks. Welcome him tonight as he’s going to be playing an inmportant role with the Gally Blog organization in the coming months. As always, if you notice a puddle around the ficus it’s not whiskey. It may look like it, but long story short, it’s gimps fault.

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Yeah, I’ve posted that song before. So what? A) It’s hot and B) it’s my site. Start your own site and post your own videos if you don’t like it.

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Daddys Sugar Ball: Max Power and the boys present us with another wonderful edition of LOLMarchMadness. Congrats to them for getting linked by With Leather today. They do good stuff there.
Biz Journals: Ooh, hockey news. The Phoenix Coyotes could be on the move yet again. The rumors of them moving back to Winnepeg are picking up steam, and might have moved past the point of rumor. (more…)

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