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Last Call: The Sharkgina Edition

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Last Call is what it is. Y’all know the drill. If you need a refresher, it’s a collection of the best of the Internet combined with music, sexy people and conversation with friends and strangers. Oh, and making fun of Greg, aka gimpshot.

Musical Interlude:

Evil Boy by Die Antwoord. Don’t watch if you’re a Sensitive Sally.

Linkage:

Bingo Fuel: A visualization of Facebook relationships across the world.
Gunaxin: In case you didn’t know, Logic, Nonpopulist and myself have brought our talents to Gunaxin. Here’s Hugh’s first post there, on UFC 124.
The Big Lead: More MMA, yeah, I know. Anyways, there’s some wondering going on if GSP is not a good finisher and if he’s really all that good or something.
Film Drunk: I could just post the video here or something, but Vince found it first and is probably is desperate for the page views. So won’t you check out 270 movies in 6 minutes?
SB Nation: Ranking the hirings of new college football coaches and other miscellaneous things.
Warming Glow: Another guy completely desperate for page views, I assume, Matt panders to the lowest level by interviewing an actual celebrity. That celebrity, Henry Fucking Rollins. Around these parts, we’re so disdainful of page views that most days we don’t even post.
Gizmodo: So, scientists think they may have cured AIDS. Now if only they’d put their minds to good use and come up with cloning, hoverboards and a cure to the nastiest of all STD’s, herpes & genital warts children.
TV. Gawker: Jon Stewart goes on a rant, surprise, to tell Republicans that you can’t exploit 911 anymore. It’s pretty damn good.
Daddys Sugar Ball: The guys present their favorite football badasses of all time. ALL TIME.
Playboy: My future wife Shera, pictured below, is in the running for Playmate of The Year. Won’t you do her a favor and vote for her?

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As we’ve all noticed, Last Call seems to be strung up with cancer. It’s not on it’s death bed, yet, but it needs to do something radical to shake it off. Have any of y’all got some suggestions? Should I replace the Monday Last Call with a MNF live blog? Should I post excerpts from my novel? Should I have sex with your mothers and post the 12 second videos here? Should I change the name to Allison Brie-Rachel Bilson anal three way inter-racial midget amputee fetish porn night, you know so that we catch some Internet traffic? Oh hi there Internet traffic. Anyways, let us continue to try and brainstorm to save this once great institution. Cheers.

Musical Interlude:

Linkage:

Dorkly: Five tips for pwning the videogame housing crisis.
Kotaku: I have no idea why I found this on Kotaku, but whatever, I’m glad I did. The laws of physics may vary by the area of jurisdiction. Is your mind=blown yet?
EDSBS: The Howard Schnellenberger top 25.
Sportress Of Blogitude: Browns fans have to take a trip in the wayback machine to fine a reason to love the team.
Hammer Fisted: Ex??? Gally blog writer, gimpy, dusts off the satire gloves and breaks down Shark Fights 13 as Don Frye.

Bonus Video:


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