Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team, or tell me how much you love my Magic Johnson AIDS LOL picture. I made it the other day and have been waiting for the right time to post it. Please, someone, anyone find this blog by searching Magic Johnson AIDS LOL. It would be my mother fucking swan song. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Knock knock. Who’s there? Some links, bitch:
We all love a good animated .gif. I know I do. I also enjoy the television show Parks & Recreation which makes this website ideal for me. Also, I think I’m in love with Aubrey Plaza’s character, April, on the show. [Parks and Recreations Gifs]
Charlie Sheen is going to do some time. Given, it’s Kiefer Sutherland-like jail time, but Sheen is still going to spend some time in county. [WWTDD]
This site is cool. It is called the Internet Movie Firearm Datbase, and it catalogs what models of guns were used in television and film. It’s a helpful reference tool if you’re into that sort of thing. [IMFDB]
Blogs with Balls is happening this weekend! You can watch it on Saturday courtesy of Justin.tv. More info at the link. [Blogs with Balls]
Our very own Logic has another video of him doing stand up at a comedy club. Watch it here.
One of the neatest little websites I have found in a while has done it again. They have found a way to text using an iphone or ipod touch for free. Their site is like Lifehacker except more focused on cool, useful stuff and less on pictures of how people setup their offices. [Broken Secrets]
Dennis Hopper is dead. Ufford did a tribute post over at Warming Glow. I think we all give Hopper his due for the many indelible roles he has played, but I always have a hard time shaking his guest starring role from the first season of 24 where he was supposed to be doing a Bosnian or Serbian accent but it sounded more like an American doing a bad Russian accent. I’m a nitpicker. Bonus points for anyone who can name what the blog Warming Glow is named after. [Warming Glow]
Oasis is getting back together in a bastardized form WITHOUT NOEL! Needless to say I am out of sorts about this considering Noel has always been the talent behind Oasis. I hope this finally makes him get off his arse and do some solo work. [Nonpopulist]
Some guy ripped another guy’s heart out with his bare hands while on drugs allegedly. No biggie. [Hammer Fisted]
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to reformat your computer. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Nonpopulist here, all up in that ass, down south flavor. Gally’s computer is down for the count plus he has to go to work. Sucks to be him, I don’t have a job. FACE! Wait… For those who are still unaware let me drop the knowledge that this is anniversary week here at The Gally Blog, as in 1 year anniversary, blogfricans. We will be having several pants parties to celebrate. *Pointing* You’re invited, you’re not, you’re invited… What are your interests, girl? Has anyone ever taken you to the Waffle House? You’ll love it.
For the guys: Elisha Cuthbert
For the ladies: Kiefer Sutherland
Interesting note: Both of those people are Canadian. Now in case you’re too lazy to surf the internet your damned self, some links!
Filmdrunk: Amanda Seyfried has a tattoo that means ‘vagina.’ Be careful, Amanda, I’ve been hurt before.
Jackson Omelettizes Snake Eggs: My new favorite tumblr blog is by Jackson O’Connell-Barlow (aka Grape-a-Don, Iguanadon, Plaps, Nate Kukla, and Mr. Pennsylvania) of the hip-hop group Grand Buffet. Check them out. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed unless you end up liking them because through internet research I have learned they are on some sort of indefinite hiatus.
HammerFisted: Is Kimbo Slice on the outs? Tune in next time to As the Kimbo Slices. Was he ever on the ins? Hey, Kimbo, you can always go back to bum fighting.
Nonpopulist: I take Ebert to task on the whole video games as art idea. What, did you think I was going to do a Last Call and not whore myself out? How slutty do you not think I am?
LifeHacker: Top 10 things you didn’t know Google Maps could do. Take your stalking to a whole new level.
EDGE: Obama tells graduates they shouldn’t be tweeting on their facebooks all day and only trust traditional media. I take the President to task but also find time to talk about girls and their slutty facebook drinking pictures which I love. More whoring!
KSK: KSK has gloriously milked this Jamarcus Russell photo for all it is worth. /starts slow clap
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to reformat your computer. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
gimp here. I know, weird, right? Gally’s computer has tanked once again and our poor Canadian overlord friend now has to reformat. Dude just save yourself the trouble and get a Mac.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Logic the best way to piss off a professional MMA fighter. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
So America lost the big gold medal showdown to Canada yesterday, which would totally matter to me if I actually gave a shit about hockey. Personally I only get fired up for hockey when a) there’s fights or b) a chick flashes her boobs up against the glass.
In other news go fuck yourself Canada! I mean, sure I have an axe to grind with your bacon, but having Nickelback play the closing ceremonies would be like the USA having Good Charlotte play the Super Bowl. Not cool at all, my moose riding neighbors to the North.
Musical Interlude
“I believe in a thing called love” by The Darkness
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Gimp about the best way to hide from your bookie. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Howdy folks. This here is a special Last Call. Master gimp has returned to us, and might even poke his head in here tonight[edit:That's what she said.] if he’s not elbow deep in shit. Also, the ever lovely Berstreet will be gracing us with her presence tonight. Be nice kiddies and a give a big Boosh to nostalgia.
Musical Interlude:
Linkage:
Sportress of Blogitude: Blog friend, Weed vs. Speed, has finally arrived as a blogger. Sure, getting linked by With Leather or Deadspin is fun, but have you been linked by a medical site’s article on bleeding testicles? I didn’t think so. With Leather: Speaking of getting linked by With Leather, it’s the follow up to the 67 year old known as Epic Beard Man. (more…)
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to gather with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come in, grab a drink and tell us a joke, vent about that local sports team of yours or just regale us with tales that in your non anonymous life would get you arrested. Like that time Logic…
Today’s theme is Chuck, the TV show. Last night was the 2 hour Season 3 Premiere, and tonight is the first airing of the third episode. If you don’t like Chuck, I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke only on LSD, PCP and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump its a place to come hang out with like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team, or just spout off about your time as a back alley abortionist in The Vatican.
Hey look at this. We’re doing this a second night in a row. Weed’s on vacation so the opportunity was passed on to us. Mind the ficus, gimp has gotten even more territorial lately.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only it’s on LSD, PCP and ludes man. Fucking ludes. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about how crappy your Christmas gifts were. Looking at you Soapy Soles. Looking. At. You.
Fret not loyal readers the aftermath of the 2009 Chicken Fat Bowl will be up soon enough. Be patient it will totally be worth the wait. In the meantime let’s get down to business /drops pants, belt buckle clanks on floor.
Musical Interlude
“pepper” by The Butthole Surfers. Yay Butthole Surfers. Yay!
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on LSD and PCP. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time Santa left that coal in your stocking.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only it’s on LSD, PCP and ludes man. Fucking ludes. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time when it was cold enough that Propane was a liquid.
In mildly relevant news, I got a new job and start today. It’s not the greatest job, but it’s better than that shittastic job I had to take after I lost my great job in the economic downturn. Now that I have a more structured schedule, the site should return to it’s regular level of posting. Normally I’ll always be here for Last Call, but I shant be here tonight. It’ll be Gimp manning the taps and keeping guard on his ficus. That’s his ficus dammit.
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