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Last Call: The Reunion Edition

Tits or GTFOvia. Fuck Yeah 4 Chan

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Gimp about the best way to hide from your bookie. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Howdy folks. This here is a special Last Call. Master gimp has returned to us, and might even poke his head in here tonight[edit:That's what she said.] if he’s not elbow deep in shit. Also, the ever lovely Berstreet will be gracing us with her presence tonight. Be nice kiddies and a give a big Boosh to nostalgia.

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Linkage:

Sportress of Blogitude: Blog friend, Weed vs. Speed, has finally arrived as a blogger. Sure, getting linked by With Leather or Deadspin is fun, but have you been linked by a medical site’s article on bleeding testicles? I didn’t think so.
With Leather: Speaking of getting linked by With Leather, it’s the follow up to the 67 year old known as Epic Beard Man. (more…)

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Last Call: We’re Not Dead, Just Resting

True Story
True Story

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to gather with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come in, grab a drink and tell us a joke, vent about that local sports team of yours or just regale us with tales that in your non anonymous life would get you arrested. Like that time Logic…

Today’s theme is Chuck, the TV show. Last night was the 2 hour Season 3 Premiere, and tonight is the first airing of the third episode. If you don’t like Chuck, I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.

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Jeffster from Chuck.
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Last Call: What’s This, A Tuesday Edition?

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke only on LSD, PCP and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump its a place to come hang out with like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team, or just spout off about your time as a back alley abortionist in The Vatican.

Hey look at this. We’re doing this a second night in a row. Weed’s on vacation so the opportunity was passed on to us. Mind the ficus, gimp has gotten even more territorial lately.

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Last Call: Ready for the New Year Edition

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A typical night at the Gimp residence.

image via FY4Chan

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only it’s on LSD, PCP and ludes man. Fucking ludes. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about how crappy your Christmas gifts were. Looking at you Soapy Soles. Looking. At. You.

Fret not loyal readers the aftermath of the 2009 Chicken Fat Bowl will be up soon enough. Be patient it will totally be worth the wait. In the meantime let’s get down to business /drops pants, belt buckle clanks on floor.

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“pepper” by The Butthole Surfers. Yay Butthole Surfers. Yay!

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Last Call: The Christmakka* Edition

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on LSD and PCP. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time Santa left that coal in your stocking.

Musical Interlude:

continue on for excellence

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Last Call: The Finally Got A New Job Edition

I can say nothing to elaborate on this
I can say nothing to elaborate on this
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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only it’s on LSD, PCP and ludes man. Fucking ludes. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time when it was cold enough that Propane was a liquid.

In mildly relevant news, I got a new job and start today. It’s not the greatest job, but it’s better than that shittastic job I had to take after I lost my great job in the economic downturn. Now that I have a more structured schedule, the site should return to it’s regular level of posting. Normally I’ll always be here for Last Call, but I shant be here tonight. It’ll be Gimp manning the taps and keeping guard on his ficus. That’s his ficus dammit.

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continue on for Last Call greatness

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Last Call: 2Yellows Birthday Party Edition

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Yes Please
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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, on crystal meth and LSD. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time when your tried that thing you wanted to try just the once. You know what time I’m talking about.

Before I get to anything today, there’s two bits of news. As you may have guessed, it’s 2 Yellows birthday. So give the Englishman some cheers and mayhaps offer him a warm beer. On a much sadder note, Berstreet is leaving us. No, not to that KG sex room up in the sky, but just for her own personal reasons. Perhaps she’ll still be around once in a while and we can always stalk her on Twitter.

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Last Call

What you lookin at?
What you lookin at?

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, on crystal meth and LSD. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time with the goat. You know what time I’m talking about.

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continue on for excellence

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Last Call

What? Like you've never done this before
What? Like you've never done this before

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, on crystal meth and LSD. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time you went to Tijuana and starred in the pony show

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continue on for excellence

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Last Call: The New Site Edition

Nothing needs to be said here.
Nothing needs to be said here.
via. Fuck Yeah 4 Chan

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and gimp. Last Call returns to The Gally Blog. The place is brand new so try not to make too much of a mess.

Warmup Tune:

Linkage:
Field Gulls: Jason Campbell may not be as bad as you think.
EDSBS: Lou Holtz’s guide to uniform numbers.
Dr. Saturday: Lane Kiffin has been certified as 2x Balla.
The Basketball Jones: The guys return for the start of the new NBA season.
Deadspin: The book the NBA doesn’t want you to read.
Mr. Irrelevant: The real reason the Redskins are in epic fail mode.
Sportress of Blogitude: The Mayor of Green Bay is taking suggestions for how to welcome back Brit Faar.
Low Posts: The second episode of the Matt Carroll saga.
Sporting Madness: Bucholtz’s third and last piece on Blogs with Balls.
Style Points: Some athletes are jealous of Agassi and are coming out with their own drug revelations.
The Phoenix Pub: 2 Yellows does a World Series preview for the Pub.

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