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A legitimately creepy video, but an amazing song. No, this is not an emo gally production.
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Ain’t It Cool News: Site friend The Starter Wife, aka Sarah, reviews the new Sex and the City movie. It’s not harsh like most other reviews, but it comes with the caveat, “But looking for anything deeper in this movie is a waste of everybody’s time” KSK: Ufford returns for this weeks edition of the KSK sex and fantasy football mailbag. As always, it’s a must read. Second String Fullback: We now have platoon running back situations, why not a platoon quarter back situation? Daddys Sugar Ball: A guide to heckling for those of you that are new. Bravo good sirs. Film Drunk: Drunk Orson Wells, is well he’s amazing. Big League Stew: Wpw. @OldHossRadbourn reviews a new book about Old Hoss Radbourn. Yeah, isn’t Twitter and the Internet grand? Daily Mail: Young people in England have taken up Vodka eyeballing. Kids these days. Whatever happened to licking toads. Fork Party: 50 awesome Yahoo answer fails and stupid questions. The first one is a winner.
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24 Unanswered Questions about 24: It’s not what you think. It’s funny, kind of. [The Awl]
If you have any interest in the Beat Generation check out this site. If not, go about watching your Sex and the City movies and American Idol. [Finding the Beat Movie]
Unsilent Majority of Kissing Suzy Kolber the old FJM (Fire Joe Morgan) treatment to Mike Florio of Profootballtalk.com. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
Uproxx feature on internet rappers by Burnsy. Gangsta preacher has been around a while, but it’s still as funny as it ever was. [Uproxx]
There’s an HBO comedy series about bloggers in the works. I’m sure it’ll be fine, but not nearly as funny as watching the real thing- overweight guys eating chips and masturbating intermittently throughout the day with brief pauses to check how many twitter followers they have. What, am I the only one? [The AV Club]
Do I need to teach a sex class to professional athletes? It could just be on basics like don’t rape people and how to use contraception. Albert Haynesworth, you’re dumb. [With Leather]
The Sex and the City 2 review that is burning up the intertubes today. Funny stuff. [The Stranger]
The best lines Tracy Morgan uttered this season on 30 Rock. That’s all you really need to know, isn’t it? [Warming Glow]
Also, be sure to check my latest fake news/satire piece “Dwayne Bowe Follow-Up Interview.” And don’t forget, comments are my love language.
That’s all, Gally Blog readers. So chill til the next episode.
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The Phoenix Pub: A solution for preventing world wide zombie hordes led by John Stamos. That gives me an idea for a screenplay.. Wired: A lost hacking documentary produced and narrated by Kevin Spacey has appeared on Pirate Bay. It looks watchable. Ginger Ninja: Girl Talk’s new album, Feed the Animals is out. This page plays the album, for free, and lets you know what samples are playing and when. Buzz Feed: The absolute best 25 class of 2010 senior class portraits. Black Sports Online: Elin Nordegren has upped the ante in her upcoming divorce with Tiger Woods. She’s seeking $750 million. Yeah, you read that right. Film Drunk: Joe Pesci is once again playing a pimp, for his upcoming role in Love Ranch. Choice line from Vince’s post, “he’s soon putting his hot Latin love inside Grace’s mature, but still- steamy empanada.” If only I were latin, I could try that move out. Consumerist: Is this the weirdest Craig’s List ad, or simply the best?
Alright folks, thanks for your patronage this week. We’ll be back Monday, though if someone is not hungover tomorrow, who knows?
These photo’s are from a shoot I did with Andrew Fiebiger Art and Photography as a creative outlet and cross promotional tool. For more of his work you can check out his website or his Facebook Page.
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Ice Cube-It was a good day. Today was a good day, I got some stuff off my chest that I really needed to. It may have been too late, but you gotta fight for the good stuff right?
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Game VIP: It’s a science now. Pictures of girls with nice teeth and good smiles will make you smile and look. WWTDD: Lindsay Lohan is so completely dumb, it will take your breath away. KSK: It’s Thursday, which means it’s time for the KSK sex and fantasy football mailbag. Todays version is by Punter as Ufford is in Louisiana getting his drink on. Deadspin: I prefer Drew’s Thursday column when it’s about football, but today’s mailbag includes such gems as, “Would you bang your clone?” Lofty stuff. Film Drunk: This is all kinds of awesome. Indescribably awesome. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song as sung by Gandalf the Grey. Hot Hot Japan Hot: Just click the link. Seriously. SB Nation: Spencer presents the sports meme power rankings. Someone should give that guy a medal. I don’t know if they give bloggers medals, but Spencer deserves one.
Alright folks I’m out for the day. Tomorrow we have some good stuff on deck and I’ll be making my debut at With Leather as well. Cheers.
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ThePrayer-Kid Cudi One of my favorite songs of all time and it’s about living life, so it’s kind of uplifting if you need that kind of thing.
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Tone Def!: Stringer Bell, aka Idris Elba has a new rap career under the persona King Driis. I’m completely serious here and you have to check it out. KSK: Coach Ryan greets all the rookies for the first time. Rex Ryan that is. Sportress of Blogitude: Good ole’ Britt Faarrr has yet to retire from making lots of miney signing memorabilia. Get this, that asshat charges you $400 to sign a jersey thay you send in. What a douche canoe. NBC Philadelphia: President Obama is a sex offender or something. I don’t know, the photo at the top of the post is confusing. WWTDD: MacGruber was a good nude model. Wait, what did that just say? I don’t know what to believe anymore. Accompanying the story are some NSFW photographs. Educo Park: I’m not a big Steve Jobs or Apple fan, but here are 10 “golden lessons” from the man himself. I personally like #3. Film Drunk: The Producer of The Hurt Locker has once again offended some dandy pussies. NY Mag: The evolution of Raylan Givens, lead character from the series, Justified.
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to get kicked out of a bar. Apparently he’s so good at it the manager will make up a nonsensical reason on the spot to do it. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Today we introduced Nonpopulist to you folks. Welcome him tonight as he’s going to be playing an inmportant role with the Gally Blog organization in the coming months. As always, if you notice a puddle around the ficus it’s not whiskey. It may look like it, but long story short, it’s gimps fault.
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Yeah, I’ve posted that song before. So what? A) It’s hot and B) it’s my site. Start your own site and post your own videos if you don’t like it.
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Daddys Sugar Ball: Max Power and the boys present us with another wonderful edition of LOLMarchMadness. Congrats to them for getting linked by With Leather today. They do good stuff there. Biz Journals: Ooh, hockey news. The Phoenix Coyotes could be on the move yet again. The rumors of them moving back to Winnepeg are picking up steam, and might have moved past the point of rumor. (more…)
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with like minded sports fans, wanna be alcoholics and amateur Canadians. So grab a beer, kick off you shoes and relax. Then regale us with your best joke, bitch about that local sports team or spout off about that time you and Magics Johnson went to Tijuana to the pony show. If you have something that you’d like to see here, feel free to peruse our contact info over on the side or try the tip line- tips@ thegallyblog.com
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The Oatmeal: One of Oatmeals fans has a very interesting one sided conversation with him, while he was away from his computer. Gamma Squad: Before you know it, we’re going to be up to our assholes in Jellyfish. Why? Well, there’s a Jellyfish that’s able to fully and completely regenerate. Completely. Look for them in a swimming hole near you. (more…)
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Gimp about the best way to hide from your bookie. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
Howdy folks. This here is a special Last Call. Master gimp has returned to us, and might even poke his head in here tonight[edit:That's what she said.] if he’s not elbow deep in shit. Also, the ever lovely Berstreet will be gracing us with her presence tonight. Be nice kiddies and a give a big Boosh to nostalgia.
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Sportress of Blogitude: Blog friend, Weed vs. Speed, has finally arrived as a blogger. Sure, getting linked by With Leather or Deadspin is fun, but have you been linked by a medical site’s article on bleeding testicles? I didn’t think so. With Leather: Speaking of getting linked by With Leather, it’s the follow up to the 67 year old known as Epic Beard Man. (more…)
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Blame It On The Voices: A very interesting excerpt from a 1960′s, British Manual on educating young wives. It’s so sexist it makes Don Draper look charming. Daddys Sugar Ball: Entertainment news the DSB way. I tells you, those Pennsylvanians are sure snarky. Kotaku: In far too early to announce news and hyperbole, Sony will be introducing the greatest thing ever, their take on motion control, to developers at GDC 2010. How about that for a run-on sentence. Warming Glow: Jesus this is excellent. Ufford writes an open letter to douche canoes. Or as they’re more commonly known, Lost fanatics. Deadspin: It’s a momentous day in the world of Internets. Drew has added a second mailbag per week. This edition is worth looking at for the title picture alone. You’re welcome. EDGE: The Tim and Eric show is entering season Cinco! If you don’t like the show, neither we can be friends or you with Michael Tunison(Xmas Ape). WWTDD: Megan Fox is a good model.
Sports By Brooks: Remember when the Swastika used to be a symbol of good luck? Born after those years were you? Well the 1914 Boston Braves used the symbol on their hats in place of logos.
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The Kleptones -Voodoo Sabotage (Prodigy vs. Beastie Boys)
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The Sunday Sermon with Deacon Touchback: Relief is spelled ‘Fleur-de-lis’. A piece that both loves the Saints and has a love hate relationship with the Colts. It’s what I would have wrote about the Super Bowl if I had been able to be subjective the day after, and I didn’t hate the Saints. Warming Glow: Animated dinosaur sex? Yes please. Ufford strikes photoshop gold folks. Check it out. Life Hacker: Have Google Buzz yet? No? Sucker. Life Hacker tells you how to make sure that Buzz doesn’t infiltrate and over throw the depot in charge with your Gmail inbox. The Bachelor Guy: 5 reasons that Valentines Day must be eliminated, and a possible solution. Kotaku: Does the Video Game industry need to take a time out? Daddys Sugar Ball: Entertainment news the DSB way. It sure does seems like every blogger is from Pennsylvania, DC or Minnesota. DSB is Pennsylvanian and fortunately that is not a hindrance to their work. Bootie Mashup: No, it’s not porn. Bootie stands for bootleg. It’s a playable listing of some of 2009′s best musical mash ups. Hail Mary Jane: Rolling school 101. Strictly for tobacco purposes of course. Geekologie: A woman breaks up with her boyfriend for preloaded racy text messages she found on his phone. EDSBS: This week in Mustache Wednesday, Spencer brings you Chiranjeevi. Seriously, click to link to be both shocked and awed.
Via 4chan. I’d give you a link, but you wouldn’t like that place. 
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