Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to gather with like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So kick your shoes off, crack a beer and tell us a joke, spout off about that local sports team or just spout off about that time your team choked on a dick in the big game. We’ve got some experience with that lately.
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SB Nation: Sean Payton can read charts and understands the game of football. Jim Caldwell is a fucking asshole. Cajun Boy in The City: The greatest day in the Universe, or a recap of yesterday’s Super Bowl. Best Week Ever: The Super Babies of the Super Bowl. Admit it, you’re intrigued. College Humor: Valentines Day: The 7 actual women in your life. EDSBS: Confience is important and a vitamin of great importance. (more…)
If you’re anything like me (which is a shame, in many, many regards), you’ve been horribly annoyed at the “Doppleganger Week” thing that’s spread on Facebook. Does anyone care that I bare a resemblance to a chubby Alton Brown or a skinny Drew Carey? I think not. What I do care about are long, convoluted comparisons between two things that can easily be led into by a stupid meme. So I’ve decided to compile a list of sports dopplegangers. (Note: None of these guys look anything like each other. It’s more of a spiritual doppleganger thing. Don’t believe me? Read the first one.) And if you don’t like that gimmick, Valentine’s Day is coming up, and these pairings would totally take each other behind the middle school and get themselves pregnant.
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Black and Gold Tchotchkes: TSW continues her 14 days of Super Bowl recipe’s with Indianapolis and New Orleans local favorites. That’s right, Sugar Pie and Jambalaya. Gawker TV: A real life simulation of Donkey Kong. Silly, yes, but you know you wanna click that link. The Sporting Blog: Do not mess with Alexander Ovechkin. He’s like the Energizer bunny, he keeps coming and coming. The Arena Blog: Andy muses on the silliness of recruiting rankings then ties that into Lost. Style Points: Sweet Jesus! Chris Hanson’s Axe has an insider account of how Ed Reed has gotten into Peyton Manning’s head. Somebody alert Haroldo. Food Court Lunch: Hedo Turkoglu received some facial damage the other night against Indiana. Don’t worry though we have the technology, we can rebuild him. Daddys Sugar Ball: You might not know this, but the Negro Leagues Baseball Museum is in dire financial troubles. Max Power presents some opportunities for saving it and it’s legacy. Sportress of Blogitude: It’s about fucking time. John Mayer has come forward to put the Tiger Woods situation into perspective. KSK: It’s Anthony Bourdain and this week he takes his hit show, No Reservations, to Miami for the Super Bowl. Introducing new guest host, Gay Zorro
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Yeah whatever, get bent.
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Puck Daddy: There are various dissenting opinions on the Jokinen trade. Greg Wyshynski compiled a bunch of them, which was met by a response from Jokinens wife telling Greg what a shitty writer he is. Washinton Post: Gilbert Arenas writes a letter to the kids telling them that guns are neither glamorous nor desirable. Of course it’s a PR move, but it’s pretty good. 27b Slash 6: Chris is very desirable and has many girlfriends. None of them are even photoshopped. EDSBS: Todd McShay is drafted by Tim Tebow. Just click it. Roger Ebert: The Rog’s thoughts on todays Oscar nominations. Deadspin: Your Tuesday Afternoon open mailbag. I like mailbags far too much. It might be a problem. Daddys Sugar Ball: Entertainment the DSB way. Avoiding the Drop: The top 5 footy transfers that didn’t happen this year. Sportress of Blogitude: Tonights Last Call. Go on, don’t just be a lurker.
Last Call is kind of like blogkakke, except on PCP, LSD and ludes man. Fucking ludes. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to gather with like minded sports fans, amateur comedians and dope fiends after a hard day in the salt mine. If you have something you’d like to see here or just want to know about our fascination with Minnesota, our contact info is over there on the right and there’s always the comment section. So come on in, kick your shoes off and grab a nice 18 year old scotch and spout off about your local sports team, tell us a joke or tell us about that time AJ Daulerio kicked your cat or had sex with your mother, aunt and sister at the same time.
A few things I would like to mention before getting started today. First of all, our resident guy who stands too close to the ficus, Gimp, welcomed his lovely daughter to the world last night. It’s a good thing she looks like her mother. Secondly, as you may have noticed, we’ve added a couple new writers to the staff. Most of you all know White Speed Receiver, Chubs K Gun and PJDiaries of Purple Jesus Diaries. If you don’t know those guys, say hi. They’re pretty solid people. Lastly, we’re expanding. Yeah, that’s right, expanding for our loyal audience of 12. While this site will remain primarily focused on sports and dick jokes, we will be folding other things into the fold. This, for example.
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Presumably the highlight from last nights Grammy awards, and without ALL the censorship.
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ROTU: Site friend, Brandon, started a mailbag. Nobody asked him a question, so he answered questions destined for other people. continue on for excellence
Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to gather with like minded sports fans, online betting fanatics, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So kick your shoes off, crack a beer and tell us a joke, spout off about that local sports team or just spout off about that time it burned when you had to pee. We don’t judge here, well Gimp does but as long as you stay away from his ficus, you’ll be fine.
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Rand Ball: Micheal Rand and Drew Magary revive the Weekly Meltdown column in the wake of yesterdays Viking Meltdown. Playboy: Ten nearly guaranteed ways to suck in bed. Best Week Ever: The lovely and talented Michelle Collins presents a survivor guide for the Brangelina breakup, ie. the Hollywood Apocalypse. Deadspin: When prank wars go wrong. See, this is why only suitable prank is stuffing a dead body in someones trunk. Nothing can go wrong with that one. continue on for excellence
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Avoiding the Drop: Waxing Yogonostalgic. What would Yugoslavia’s soccer team look like if they had never divided into multiple countries? Washington Post: The National Enquirer is applying for a Pulitzer Prize. Yeah, that Pulitzer Prize. CNBC: Why CBS wants the Jets to lose. SBB: Apparently those photos of Tiger in Sex Rehab, weren’t him. Del Rio Media: Matthew Inman, ie. The Oatmeal, does an interview. NY Mag: Joining the fray, Leitch gives his two cents for why Indianapolis sucks. ESPN: Adam Schefter gives 10 thoughts on the Super Bowl
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The Oatmeal: A graphic design company was looking for someone to do work like The Oatmeal’s. So he applied. Sadly, he did not get the job. No Spain, No Gain: The lovely Sarah Spain gives you a few reasons to cheer for the Vikings, if you’ve yet to pick an NFL team. Or are a bandwagoner. Daddys Sugar Ball: DSB contributer Donny Douche usually gives gambling advice. Yesterday he praised his one love. Coffee. Sportress of Blogitude: Video Games wait for no man. EA Sports will release Tiger Woods ’11 this June Warming Glow: NBC did a pilot years ago called Poochinski. It’s, well…. It’s just something you have to go see. Stop what you’re doing and click the link. The Sporting Blog: The ESPN ombudsman responds to the James-Leach saga and eviscerates Mike Patrick. KSK: Instead of linking 4 different articles by the KSK group, I’m just going to send you to their site. It was all WIN today. Deadspin: The NFL Championship weekend Jamboroo. It’s a sad time of year folks. We only got a handful of these gems left. Savor them whilst you can.
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The Bachelor Guy: How to make her laugh without becoming her personal clown. With Leather: Punter interviews the creator of the Alaska Hockey polar bear video. Cracked: Haven’t seen Twilight yet? Don’t bother, it’s been read for you and broken down. Hilariously. On The DL: There’s a competition to see whether Matt Sebek or Josh Zerkle get’s to go to the World Championship of trash talk. I’m torn on this one, but you can still vote. EDSBS: Mustache Wednesday makes it’s triumphant return. Food Court Lunch: Facebook updates that make Butter Chicken want to punch his friends in the face. ROTU: Tom Brady starts to finally pull out, much to Bridget Moynahan’s chagrin. The Phoenix Pub: Long Island coach courts the nefarious pedobear. KSK: Pete Carroll did a Funny or Die video about his move to the NFL. Ufford says it’s more funny than die, so it’s got that going for it. Purple Jesus Diaries: NFC Championship preview: A Louisiana love fest. Global Sports Fraternity: An Eli vs. Peyton Manning commercial showdown.
Last Call is kind of like that Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes man. Fucking ludes. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s an open forum where you can gather with like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come in grab a beer and relax. Then rant about your local sports team, tell us a joke or regale us with that time you got it in the wrong hole and hijinks ensued.
Hey Guys, I’m new here. Don’t mind me, after all you have to make sure Gimp doesn’t have too much alone time with your White Russians. You might notice they got thicker.
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