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Saturday November 26th 2011

Posts Tagged ‘links’

Last Call: The Grey Cup Edition

Last Call is a post we do on Monday and Tuesdays that involves links to stories of the day, pictures of sexy people, and a video or two. Commenting is generally encouraged. And I was just kidding about the Grey Cup Edition thing. I’m not Canadian and know nothing about Canadian football or the the game yesterday. The only reason I am aware the game happened is because Gally tweeted about it. He was at the game. How was the concession stand poutine? Did that person you tweeted about possibly dying actually die? You kind of left us hanging on that one.

Linkage:
Alternet: The new Wikileaks release is making waves on the web, but they are not very chill waves. Alternet has 7 revelations from the most recent release. I’m thankful other people are going through the documents so I don’t have to.
NotGaryJBusey: This popular twitter account was suspended today. Now it’s back, I think. The twitter username is NotGaryJBusey instead of GaryJBusey. I’m taking notes because I recently started a fake Sam Elliot twitter account. Side note, follow that account.
The Big Lead: Tim Ryan (TheSportsHernia) c/o The Big Lead had a Leslie Nielsen tribute post that is worth checking out. Airplane was the first movie I ever watched that I audibly laughed at by myself.

Hot looking lady:

The lovely Kate Mara

Hot looking fellow:

The incomparable Danny McBride

I’m out. Sorry this was late, my internet messes up every Monday for some reason. O wait, because I have shitty satellite internet that goes out if there is a cloud bigger than your mom’s snatch in the sky.

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Blogkakke: Douche Juice Edition


Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Interwebz. Nonpopulist here, ain’t been ’round these parts as of late. I’ve been pushing my way through the work a day world of high pressure IT contracting . You don’t care about that, though. Talk at us through the comment section or you could try tips@ thegallyblog.com

Musical Interlude:

This is one of the simplest yet filthiest beats of all time in my opinion. I still know every word to this song. The first time I heard it was on the Boiler Room soundtrack. That, my friends, was a very underrated soundtrack. Pharoahe Monch, “Simon Says”



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Our internet buddy Punte (Josh Zerkle) is in Las Vegas covering the World Series of Poker with tweets and posts over at With Leather. He won a media free-roll tournament the other night too. La-di-damn-da! He has a Facebook page just for his coverage of the WSOP. You should “like” it and interact. If he gets over 400 “likes” he will write a post as if he were Scotty Nguyen which would entail him pasting baby into a regular post every 4 or 5 words.

Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job has a Tumblr. They don’t run it. Fans do. But Tim & Eric are aware of it. I thoroughly enjoy Tim & Eric. I understand, however, that it is an acquired taste. Something clicked after about the 10th time I watched it. The same thing happened to me with Jim Rome’s radio program. It seems like everyone has a Tumblr nowadays. I remember when a tumbler was a colored plastic cup you drank out of. *spits tobacky, some drivels on my chin which I lick up*

Three funny people: Tracy Morgan, Zach Galifianakis, and Paul Rudd were interviewed for a “comedy issue” of GQ. Ufford over at Warming Glow hits some highlights.

The British open is going on, but I’m not going to link to golf any more than I would link to anything about soccer. I will give you a list of sports I dislike intensely, though.
1. Golf
2. NASCAR
3. Soccer
4. really everything except the NFL

Asylum has a list of six notable potent potables from literature. Conspicuously absent from their list- absinthe. I almost went crazy drinking absinthe one summer back when it was still illegal in the U.S. It’s legal now, but if you want the good stuff you still need to order it from overseas. The absinthe sold in stores in America is a bastardized version of the green fairy.

Robert Littal over at Black Sports Online has a video of when Hulk Hogan joined the NWO (wrasslin’) with the face of Lebron James pasted over Hulk’s head. You just have to watch it if you are an old WCW/NWO wrasslin’ fan. Ahhh, high school. When you’re in the NWO, you’re in it FOR LIFE!

Girlies, rub on your titties! Y’all know the name, Nonpopulist, ain’t a damn thing changed.
/2 ain’ts in one post
/drops mic and does B-boy pose

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Last Call: The LOL AIDS Edition


Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team, or tell me how much you love my Magic Johnson AIDS LOL picture. I made it the other day and have been waiting for the right time to post it. Please, someone, anyone find this blog by searching Magic Johnson AIDS LOL. It would be my mother fucking swan song. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Knock knock. Who’s there? Some links, bitch:

We all love a good animated .gif. I know I do. I also enjoy the television show Parks & Recreation which makes this website ideal for me. Also, I think I’m in love with Aubrey Plaza’s character, April, on the show. [Parks and Recreations Gifs]

Charlie Sheen is going to do some time. Given, it’s Kiefer Sutherland-like jail time, but Sheen is still going to spend some time in county. [WWTDD]

This site is cool. It is called the Internet Movie Firearm Datbase, and it catalogs what models of guns were used in television and film. It’s a helpful reference tool if you’re into that sort of thing. [IMFDB]

Blogs with Balls is happening this weekend! You can watch it on Saturday courtesy of Justin.tv. More info at the link. [Blogs with Balls]

Our very own Logic has another video of him doing stand up at a comedy club. Watch it here.

One of the neatest little websites I have found in a while has done it again. They have found a way to text  using an iphone or ipod touch for free. Their site is like Lifehacker except more focused on cool, useful stuff and less on pictures of how people setup their offices. [Broken Secrets]

Dennis Hopper is dead. Ufford did a tribute post over at Warming Glow. I think we all give Hopper his due for the many indelible roles he has played, but I always have a hard time shaking his guest starring role from the first season of 24 where he was supposed to be doing a Bosnian or Serbian accent but it sounded more like an American doing a bad Russian accent. I’m a nitpicker. Bonus points for anyone who can name what the blog Warming Glow is named after. [Warming Glow]

Oasis is getting back together in a bastardized form WITHOUT NOEL! Needless to say I am out of sorts about this considering Noel has always been the talent behind Oasis. I hope this finally makes him get off his arse and do some solo work. [Nonpopulist]

Some guy ripped another guy’s heart out with his bare hands while on drugs allegedly. No biggie. [Hammer Fisted]

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Last Call: Anniversary Eve Eve Edition

A List to Live By

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to reformat your computer. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Nonpopulist here, all up in that ass, down south flavor. Gally’s computer is down for the count plus he has to go to work. Sucks to be him, I don’t have a job. FACE! Wait… For those who are still unaware let me drop the knowledge that this is anniversary week here at The Gally Blog, as in 1 year anniversary, blogfricans. We will be having several pants parties to celebrate. *Pointing* You’re invited, you’re not, you’re invited… What are your interests, girl? Has anyone ever taken you to the Waffle House? You’ll love it.

For the guys: Elisha Cuthbert

For the ladies: Kiefer Sutherland

Interesting note: Both of those people are Canadian. Now in case you’re too lazy to surf the internet your damned self, some links!

Filmdrunk: Amanda Seyfried has a tattoo that means ‘vagina.’ Be careful, Amanda, I’ve been hurt before.

Jackson Omelettizes Snake Eggs: My new favorite tumblr blog is by Jackson O’Connell-Barlow (aka Grape-a-Don, Iguanadon, Plaps, Nate Kukla, and Mr. Pennsylvania) of the hip-hop group Grand Buffet. Check them out. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed unless you end up liking them because through internet research I have learned they are on some sort of indefinite hiatus.

HammerFisted: Is Kimbo Slice on the outs? Tune in next time to As the Kimbo Slices. Was he ever on the ins? Hey, Kimbo, you can always go back to bum fighting.

Nonpopulist: I take Ebert to task on the whole video games as art idea. What, did you think I was going to do a Last Call and not whore myself out? How slutty do you not think I am?

With Leather: Shaq be old. /obligatory

LifeHacker: Top 10 things you didn’t know Google Maps could do. Take your stalking to a whole new level.

EDGE: Obama tells graduates they shouldn’t be tweeting on their facebooks all day and only trust traditional media. I take the President to task but also find time to talk about girls and their slutty facebook drinking pictures which I love. More whoring!

KSK: KSK has gloriously milked this Jamarcus Russell photo for all it is worth. /starts slow clap

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Last Call: Yay Mondays Edition

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask gally the best way to reformat your computer. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

gimp here. I know, weird, right? Gally’s computer has tanked once again and our poor Canadian overlord friend now has to reformat. Dude just save yourself the trouble and get a Mac.

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“Got You Where I Want You” by the flys

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Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to get tangled up in these here Interwebs. If you have something for here or would just like to ask Logic how to lose Internet friends, our contact info is over there on the right or you could try tips@ thegallyblog.com

Musical Interlude:

In honor of the anniversary of Biggie’s death, his major collaboration with Tupac, Runnin.

Linkage:

Deadspin: Today’s indispensable Balls Deep Mailbag, or as it’s referred to now, the Funbag.
KSK: Big Ben releases his side of the story. It was all a big misunderstanding about choco tacos.
Play Curling: Starting tonight at 7pm EST, is Blogs With Stones 3. If you haven’t signed up yet, it’s too late but you can show up to watch your favorite bloggers curl online against each other. Or play on of them in their downtime before or after games. God I’m cool.
Sportress of Blogitude: Tonight is Last Call over at the Sportress. So stop by and say hi to the Internet community that’s not involved with Blogs With Stones 3.
Gridiron Records: Remember Kyle Turley? The guy that Logic interviewed in our first podcast? Well, his debut album came out today, so check it out.
Orlando Sentinel: Is Tim Tebow going to to the Steelers? The question mark means it’s real and legit.
Pro Football Talk: Mark it on your calendars. Free agency is done. Over. Kaput. The Colts have won the FA period as they claimed DE J.D. Skolnitsky off the Redskins. Check and or mate NFL.
The Bachelor Guy: The birth and evolution of the modern shot glass. Frat boys everywhere rejoice and ask their mothers for some fuckin’ protein.
Puck Daddy: Puck Daddy held a photoshop contest for the photo of Sidney Crosby’s “Golden Roar”. Check out some of the contenders at the second gallery. I like the When Harry Met Sally one personally.
Uproxx: 7 inventions stolen from Nikola Tesla.

Bonus Biggie Song:

Biggie featuring Eminem, Dead Wrong

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Last Call: I’m Doing Something Right Edition

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Gally about the best way to get sand out of your vagina. You have to be careful, you could get a pearl in there. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

Everyone give Logic a virtual high five. Our resident offender has been invited on the House of Punte podcast with Josh Zerkle and Brandon. Logic will be joined by other House of Punte guest Dan Shanoff this week. So that makes 2 of the 4 “original” Gally Blog writers , having guest spots on the podcast. So join up with the Gally Blog today and get your 5 minutes of Internet fame.

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Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to hit the interwebs. If you have something for here or just want to ask questions about the worlds sexiest blogger, Amber Jones, our contact info is over there on the right. If you’re too lazy to move you’re eyes over to the side, you can send us tips at tips@ thegallyblog.com.

Musical Interlude:

If you haven’t seen this video yet, you will 8,347,962,615 times over the next week. Enjoy.

Linkage:

Kitties, Fuck Yeah!: Do you like kitties, LOLcats or animals wearing clothes? Well hop on the train to bliss, or stop taking drugs and head over to Kitties, Fuck Yeah!
College Humor: All I can say is wow! A guy spends 2 months in quarantine for TB, and instead of going nutters, creates an awesome self made rap video.
Tone Def!: Some people asked for it, so it’s here. The Gally Blog’s new music site, Tone Def!
NFL.com: Rich Eisen, NFL analyst, runs the 40 at the Scouting Combine in Indy. Will he break 6 seconds this year? Will he beat the massive Terrence Cody? Click to find out.
Sun Times: Roger Ebert cordially invites you to join the Ebert club. It cost’s $5 per year, $4.99 if you sign up before April 1, and has some interesting perks.
Deadspin: Continuing with the Roger Ebert love, Will Leitch tells a story about the man in a piece he claims was too well written for Deadspin.
Sports by Brooks: Elene Gedevanishvili puts the figure into skating. RAWR!
Warming Glow: The credits to Community are re-imagined and set to the theme from friends.
Free Darko: My best worst friend. Joey tells us the tale of when he played Horse against Jordan. A great article.

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Last Call: Olympic Fallout Edition

Whatev Canada. You can keep your bacon and your gold medal in hockey...Oh yeah and Gally too.

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Logic the best way to piss off a professional MMA fighter. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

So America lost the big gold medal showdown to Canada yesterday, which would totally matter to me if I actually gave a shit about hockey. Personally I only get fired up for hockey when a) there’s fights or b) a chick flashes her boobs up against the glass.

In other news go fuck yourself Canada! I mean, sure I have an axe to grind with your bacon, but having Nickelback play the closing ceremonies would be like the USA having Good Charlotte play the Super Bowl. Not cool at all, my moose riding neighbors to the North.

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“I believe in a thing called love” by The Darkness

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Last Call: Ready for the New Year Edition

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A typical night at the Gimp residence.

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only it’s on LSD, PCP and ludes man. Fucking ludes. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about how crappy your Christmas gifts were. Looking at you Soapy Soles. Looking. At. You.

Fret not loyal readers the aftermath of the 2009 Chicken Fat Bowl will be up soon enough. Be patient it will totally be worth the wait. In the meantime let’s get down to business /drops pants, belt buckle clanks on floor.

Musical Interlude

“pepper” by The Butthole Surfers. Yay Butthole Surfers. Yay!

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