Fantasy Football Preview (Part 2 of 3)

This is what happens when you Google Image search "Fantasy Football"

No seriously. The picture of Vanessa Hudgens was a joke that I thought of. I didn’t know what to have as a banner picture and now you get this smoking hot chick with her vagina labeled as an “End Zone”. Which is totally weird. I’d end all over her face or those giant T’s.

Okay, back to what you ACTUALLY care about. Fantasy Football. We started out with a decorum post. You should now know how to act in a fantasy league with your friends so you’re not embarrassed. I’d rather make you cool than a winner. When you’re cool…you always win. One last piece of advice…it’s highly important

If we are discussing fantasy football and I ask you a question like: “Who do you think will be better, Peyton Manning or Drew Brees?” and you reply with “I don’t know man. It all depends on the year they have.” I will drag your first born into a lake. Do you hear me, Mike from work? You’re f-cking pushing it, man. Of course we will see when the GD year is over!

Now that that is off my chest, next up on the agenda is seeing where players rank. This is highly important when picking a team, says Erik Kuselias. For the record, these are my rankings and predictions. I’m not going to explain every ranking but if you want anything in particular explained, please express yourself in the comment section. If not, kindly go get butt sexed by a bear.

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Tags: ESPN Writers are Over Paid Logics, Logic is a Pervert
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War Machine is a Stupid Jerk

1st Victim

I think we all know the insane story of Jon Koppenhaver. From the comments about Evan Tanner (or depending on how you look at it, the refusal to Joe Silva’s match, which is like refusing Don Corleone) that got him thrown out of the UFC, to the Gaybashing and then the name change. Then, like any sane person, he turned to porn (NSFWish Pic). I’m not going to lie, I haven’t seen the first video yet. I pretty much troll porn all day long and I still can’t find it. I don’t think I really need to see it because it would make me gay. Why? Well, because I’ve already seen her naked so really…what am I looking at?

I have no problem with War Machine. I hope he reads this. I follow him on Twitter and have actually had a few lines of dialogue with him. He is even friends with Long Island MMA product, Phil Baroni. He seems like a good dude at heart and means well but gets thrown into extraordinary situations where he doesn’t always make the right decision. And you know what? It fucking worked out well, huh? Joe Rogan has a great joke about how War Machine gets paid to fight and fuck, but I’m not him (despite my “drinking for days” beard) so I won’t try to make it. Can a man ask for more? I would argue: No. No you can’t.

Anyway, the point of this article (other than to tell you how insanely jealous I am of War Machine) is that he has a new video on “Real Slut Party”. Fightlinker has the links to the hardcore NSFW stuff, so check them out. He is partnered with some girl named Jules. I don’t know who she truly is and the Redtube video has her labeled as “Busty Jules” but in porn that’s like being called “Pantsless Blogger”.

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Tags: Jon Koppenhaven, Logic is a Pervert, mma, NSFW, riley steele, war machine
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Viatcong Spy Update!

Shawne Merriman Called his Boys: The Black Community.

Alright this is going to be a short post because I was in the middle of searching my favorite porn site (XVideos) and I came across this video. If you didn’t know, I follow Tila Tequila on Twitter. As well as Shawne Merriman and Chad Ochocinco who all went into a triangle of love/Jerry Springer-like saga one day. And then as of recently, Tila Tequila apparently exploded on her U-Stream. Speaking of which, I bet she’s had more guys explode in her than Israel.

So to make a long story short. Logic was looking at porn and came across the very-NSFW video of her imploding (would be the correct term) and talking about Shawne Merriman having sex with minors after forcing them to take drugs which may or may not be extremely sexy. It all depends on the area because from what we gathered at Last Call the other day, in Alberta, Canada the legal age could possibly be 14. That means I could’ve married Miley for her money and then dumped her and ran away with Selena Gomez 3 years ago. I’m so behind schedule!

And since I’m terrible with this whole HTML thing and copying and pasting is too hard for me, I’ll just give you the very NSFW URL. It’s just as easy!

p.s. If you hate Tila, watching the video is worth it just to see her fall off the back of a chair during a sexy dance at the 2:45 mark.

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Tags: Logic is a Pervert, Shawne Merriman, Tila Tequila
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