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Musical Interlude:
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The Morning News: Stop whatever it is that you are doing and click this. Right meow. Seriously. If you don’t read the whole thing and enjoy it, we are not friends and I’m going to stop paying your mother child support payments.
Have you ever been sitting there thinking, “man I really want to like figure skating. It’s just missing something”? Have you ever been thinking about this while sitting near a 80′s van?
Fuck Yeah!
Did that van cause you to think about dragons and swords and metal? Well, if so than you probably thought figure skating, in its improved state, would look a little something like this: continue for video
If you couldn’t tell from the title, this commercial is a little NSFW. That doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t watch it. You should totally watch it.
The above commercial is for a Danish energy drink. Cult Raw Energy, double caffinated and not for kids. While the video isn’t overly sports related, Energy Drinks are sports related and that’s close enough for me. RAWRR, the video is metal without being metal**. Theres violence, theft, drug use, drinking, hookers, a car crash and the ever important record scratch* surprise ending. The soundtrack is even doable. All I’m saying is that if American commercials were this cool, there would be no economic crisis going on right now. I’d buy anything with commercials like this. In fact, I’m going to order a crate of this stuff and have it shipped over here.
* Not actually a record scratch, but how much better would it be if there was one?
via Julia Segal
