Blogkakke – The Golden Force Edition

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OK, ladies, I don’t usually drop by here to provide the links I’ve masturbated to all day long, so you’ll have to excuse me if this gets strange and/or weird. I stayed with some tried and true though, just to be safe. For your interlude? The sexy David Beckham in a sexy Adidas commercial:

Commercial Interlude:

Das Links:

Blogs with Balls: First note that the internet was boring today. Why? Because anyone who’s poor and slovenly is in Chicago for BWB3.0. If you hurry, you can still make it to the inaugural Erin Andrews group peepings!

EDSBS: Taking a look at a PAC-38 makes my head explode. Also, Texas is full of shit.

Uni Watch: Have you taken a long, hard look at this year’s NBA Finals patch? It’s surprisingly arousing.

With Leather: Yep, Tim Lincecum still looks like he smokes pot and thusly should be treated like a dope fiend. DAMN KIDS!

KSK: Sexy Friday at KSK appears to be geared towards the ladies. Or just me, I couldn’t really tell.

Warming Glow: At airports, you usually fly in an airplane. This lady thought that was some boognish, and devised her own plan. Also, clearly wasted. Fun girl, though.

Kotaku: Not from today, but I haven’t seen it linked here. The new Madden challenger, Backbreaker, is reviewed. We find out that, yeah, it’s not really a challenger.

Deadspin: Video from last night’s Finals game where Chris Rock tries to phase the Mamba. Chris, he’s in rape mode. Not even tazers can stop him.

Twinkie Town: Carl Pavano, pitcher for the Minnesota Twins, has an awesome mustache. Also, it wouldn’t hit into a double play (and other truths).

Pajiba: Paul Rudd likes to dance. Concurrently, here is a collection of the top five Paul Rudd dance scenes. I disagree, as his Beyonce/SNL scene needs to be mentioned as well.

Uproxx: Death? You don’t stand a chance when science can turn my penis into metal, and longer than four inches. WINRAR!

Bonus Video/Outerlude:

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Tags: Blogkakke, Linkage, Metallica, Sexy Friday, Star Wars, Video Games
Category Blogkakke |

Figure Skating. Just. Got. Awesome!

Have you ever been sitting there thinking, “man I really want to like figure skating. It’s just missing something”? Have you ever been thinking about this while sitting near a 80′s van?

Fuck Yeah!

Did that van cause you to think about dragons and swords and metal? Well, if so than you probably thought figure skating, in its improved state, would look a little something like this: continue for video

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Tags: Figure Skating, Metal, Metallica, Van Art
Category Random Deviations |

Last Call: The Super Bowl Hangover Edition

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to gather with like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So kick your shoes off, crack a beer and tell us a joke, spout off about that local sports team or just spout off about that time your team choked on a dick in the big game. We’ve got some experience with that lately.

Musical Interlude:

Warning, NSFW language

Linkage:

SB Nation: Sean Payton can read charts and understands the game of football. Jim Caldwell is a fucking asshole.
Cajun Boy in The City: The greatest day in the Universe, or a recap of yesterday’s Super Bowl.
Best Week Ever: The Super Babies of the Super Bowl. Admit it, you’re intrigued.
College Humor: Valentines Day: The 7 actual women in your life.
EDSBS: Confience is important and a vitamin of great importance. (more…)

Popularity: 17% [?]

Tags: Blake Lively, comment party, Danny Trejo, Gary Jules, Linkage, Metallica
Category Last Call |