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The Morning After Pill

Last night had quite the collection of events in the sporting world.

NFL:
As most of you guys/girls know, last night was Michael Vick’s triumphant return to the NFL. He barely got booed, and performed quite well in his time on field. He completed four of four passes for 19 yards, and ran once for 1 yard. A new hope? I’ll say. That Donovan guy kind of sucks anyways.

The Dolphins of Miami played the Buccaneers of Tampa. It was an exciting game that was won by the Dolphins 10-6.(/dismissive wanking) New Buc’s quarterback, Byron Leftwich almost played well, as he threw 9-17 for 100 yards. The shining star of the show clearly was Rookie Buc’s Quarterback Josh Freeman. He threw 6-16 for 50 yards. All I want to know is, is will he be available for me to choose with my first pick in Fantasy Football.

The Bungles played the Rams last night as well. The Rams won the game 24-21 but the star of the game was Carson Palmer. He completed an amazing 83% of his passes as he finished with 1 TD, 1 INT and 102 yards. He was 5 of 6.

Others:
There was the usual slate of MLB games this weekend, but really who give’s a shit.
The Canadian Men’s Hockey Olympic team practiced in Calgary
The Champions League draw occured today. My boys, the Blues of Chelsea were drawn in the D group with FC Porto and two other teams that they will destroy. Porto won the Portuguese league last year, so they should provide a challenge. They also have a player that goes by the name of HULK. How can you not be a little intimidated by a guy who actually goes by the name Hulk?

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