F(*)(*)k ‘em Up Friday: Call of Duty Edition
Fuck ‘em Up Friday is a weekly post that occurs - you guessed it – every Friday. Bringing you some of the best knockouts, submissions, and knockers that the inter-webs have to offer. It’s basically my way of glorifying violence, as well as giving in to the urges of my pre-pubescent inner child. Yeah, that’s how I roll.
This week was marked by a plethora of momentous occasions. Mainly, because of a) Veteran’s Day b) the release of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and c) my birthday being this past Sunday, which is only relevant if i) you consider your week to begin on Sunday and ii) you love me as much as I love myself. Birthday-whoring aside, it’s important to note the significance of the troops. Without them who knows how beyond fucked up our country would be.
What better way to honor the troops (besides procuring a hooker for them), than with some good old-fashioned violence. The below video isn’t the traditional MMA knockout video. No, this little gem comes from the martial arts realm of Muay Thai, or as it’s referred to by the ring announcer: Thai fighting. Summarily speaking, expect lots of leg kicks. Oh yeah, and one hell of a coup de grace. I won’t spoil it for you, but SPOILER ALERT, someone gets KTFO! The only way this knockout could have been anymore American was if the guy getting knocked out was dressed as a Nazi.
Commence patriotic boobies!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I…um…have to…um…go…uh…kill some dirty Spetsnaz in Call of Duty…Yeah that’s it. Kill, some Spetsnaz.
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