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Wednesday February 8th 2012

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Last Call: The 2 Yellows Birthday Edition

Yay Everyday

Last Call is what it is. You either know it and like it, or you don’t and you’re a weirdo. Anyways, today’s is a special one as it’s long time site friend, Two Yellows, birthday. So give the Englishman some cheer and have a Stout in his honor.

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Linkage:

WWTDD:In the shame of all shame, Amber Heard has outed herself as a Lesbian. I mean, because if she hadn’t, we were totally going to get married and have sex. Totally.
The Oatmeal: Oatmeal diagrams what his car has and what every car needs.
Salon: Anti-Wikileaks lies and propaganda, so what exactly has WikiLeaks done to end the world?
Vanity Fair: The Quaid Conspiracy. No, not Quoto, Quaid. As in Randy.
KSK: Time for fun with Peter King.
Film Drunk: This video is some kind of amazing. It’s bloody, shocking, NSFW and you will want to un-see it, but will unable to. You may also laugh uncontrollably. As I did.
Black And Gold Tchotchkes: One day I may move down to LA so that I can be better food buddies with Sarah and I’ve told her so. Anyways, MANHATTAN CUPCAKES! Like the drink, not the place.

Key Lime Cheesecake with Basil-Dark Chocolate Gastrique.

The lovely, and English, Kayleigh Pearson.

Blue Wenslydale Cheesecake:

Charlie Hunnam RAAAWWWWRRRRR!!
As with all the lady cheesecake photos, click for a much bigger version.

Bonus Video:

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These are not the Droids you are looking forvia. Fuck Yeah 4chan

Last Call is kind of like that Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes man. Fucking ludes. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s an open forum where you can gather with like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come in grab a beer and relax. Then rant about your local sports team, tell us a joke or regale us with that time you got it in the wrong hole and hijinks ensued.

Hey Guys, I’m new here. Don’t mind me, after all you have to make sure Gimp doesn’t have too much alone time with your White Russians. You might notice they got thicker.

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Night Cap with Logic

Pugs Are Always Good Here. Even Sad Ones :o(
Pugs Are Always Good Here. Even Emo Ones :o(

Alright, I got some gratuitous pug action. Thanks, FilmDrunk for finding the pic. This is also where I reveal that I will be disposing of all of my disposable income in Atlantic City this weekend, starting tomorrow at 12PM. So I won’t be here for any gambling action or posting tomorrow or throughout the weekend. I’m sorry, I guess. I’m also sorry for not really writing a solid Night Cap because Flash Foward and then It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia was on.

Gambling Addiction?

NFL best bet: Giants (-3) at TAMPA BAY

NCAAFB best bet: GEORGIA TECH (-2.5) v. North Carolina

Suicide Pool: Green Bay Packers

Links? Got one.

FML from both sides College Humor. Pretty solid.

Music?

Well I’m watching Watchmen for like the 100th time since it came out on DVD So here.

Muse- Take A Bow.

p.s. We’ve had at least 1 search a day that asks for “Will Plaxico Burress get raped in prison?”. To answer your question, “Yes. Yes he will.”

KSK: Rex Ryan’s got a message for you.

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