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Last Call: We’re Not Dead, Just Resting

True Story
True Story

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fuckin ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to gather with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come in, grab a drink and tell us a joke, vent about that local sports team of yours or just regale us with tales that in your non anonymous life would get you arrested. Like that time Logic…

Today’s theme is Chuck, the TV show. Last night was the 2 hour Season 3 Premiere, and tonight is the first airing of the third episode. If you don’t like Chuck, I don’t know if we can be friends anymore.

Musical Interlude:

Jeffster from Chuck.
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Last Call

The Man. The Myth.  The Legend
The Man. The Myth. The Legend

Last call is kind of like Blogkakke only on LSD, PCP and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just posting random links, it’s a place to gather with like-minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So stop by, tell us a joke, rant about that local sports team or just spout off about that time you did that thing. You know, that thing.

I know y’all have been distraught about our apparent lack of posting, but fear not for it’s all about to change. I’m back in the real world and have real Internet again, so it should be full steam ahead from here on.

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Linkage:

Deadspin: Boy is Peyton sure going to be pissed. After last year Brady got his own rule, and after this year Curtis Painter might get his own rule too. Maybe the Manning rule will be no other player shall win the MVP award while he’s around…
With Leather: If you’ve been under a rock lately, you might not have heard about Mike Leach and/or Adam James. Well fret not children because Adam James accomplished something.
Second String Fullback: According to the Oakland Tribune, the Raiders are soon going to fire Head Coach, Tom Cable. Now sure he broke his assistants face, and is a woman beater, but if you were stuck in Oakland you probably would too. Oh yeah, Rovitz doesn’t think he should be fired.

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Last Call: The Christmakka* Edition

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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on LSD and PCP. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time Santa left that coal in your stocking.

Musical Interlude:

continue on for excellence

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Last Call: The Finally Got A New Job Edition

I can say nothing to elaborate on this
I can say nothing to elaborate on this
via Ctrl-Alt-Del

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only it’s on LSD, PCP and ludes man. Fucking ludes. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time when it was cold enough that Propane was a liquid.

In mildly relevant news, I got a new job and start today. It’s not the greatest job, but it’s better than that shittastic job I had to take after I lost my great job in the economic downturn. Now that I have a more structured schedule, the site should return to it’s regular level of posting. Normally I’ll always be here for Last Call, but I shant be here tonight. It’ll be Gimp manning the taps and keeping guard on his ficus. That’s his ficus dammit.

Musical Interlude:


continue on for Last Call greatness

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Last Call: 2Yellows Birthday Party Edition

Yes Please
Yes Please
via Matt Ufford

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, on crystal meth and LSD. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time when your tried that thing you wanted to try just the once. You know what time I’m talking about.

Before I get to anything today, there’s two bits of news. As you may have guessed, it’s 2 Yellows birthday. So give the Englishman some cheers and mayhaps offer him a warm beer. On a much sadder note, Berstreet is leaving us. No, not to that KG sex room up in the sky, but just for her own personal reasons. Perhaps she’ll still be around once in a while and we can always stalk her on Twitter.

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Last Call

What you lookin at?
What you lookin at?

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, on crystal meth and LSD. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time with the goat. You know what time I’m talking about.

Musical Warmup:

continue on for excellence

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Last Call

What? Like you've never done this before
What? Like you've never done this before

Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, on crystal meth and LSD. Instead of just posting random links, its a place for you to come and hang out with fellow minded sports fans, alchoholics and amateur comedians. Stop by and tell us a joke, bitch about your local sports team or just spout off about that time you went to Tijuana and starred in the pony show

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Blogkakke

Anybody else smell bacon?
Anybody else smell bacon?

Blogkakke is our collection of the best writing to come out of Blogfrica every day. It may be a day behind here or there, but you might have never read it otherwise. So You’re Welcome.

Musical Interlude:
Fat suits, FTW

Links:
Canuck Puck: Bucholtz dissects the enviable situation the Canucks are in, and makes predictions on the lineup.
The Phoenix Pub: A prominent member of our weekly live blogs, lowercase, breaks down the non BCS week in College Football.
Sports Pickle: From Drew, A Yankees fan is surprised that your 6 year old has never heard the word cunt before.
Avoiding the Drop: fuseproject has my brain hurting with this one. The weekly Thursday challenge. Good luck.
EDSBS: Factor 5 preview for the Georgia Tech at Miami Thursday night College Football game.
Sportress of Blogitude: After server crashing, Weed is back. Never cross the head of the Geology dept. at a major University.
Style Points: Business Socks does it again. A day in the life of Bobby Cox.
Dan Shanoff: Emily and Steve Monforto story, and great sports parenting.
Smart Football: Monte Kiffin is taking his role as DC, seriously and he’s gearing up to play the gators. Great read. via. Shanoff
DC Sports Blog: Steinberg talks to Ovechkin and some of the Capitals on today being Ovie’s 24th birthday.

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