Logic’s Christmas List

Nikki Hunter from NY's Lingerie Football League team

As you know, I’ve been on a hiatus until I took the LSAT. I used this as a studying technique because I have no self-control and usually when on my computer, I’m drinking something I shouldn’t. A lot has happened in the sporting world during my break from blogging. For instance, a particular golfer got caught using all of my moves (ex: ambien sex, the line ” I will work you”). Not cool, Tiger. I almost had my sister say she slept with Tiger Woods because at this point, he doesn’t even know who he’s paying off. Plus, if he was chillen with Jeter….he probably de-pants’d thousands of women. Anywho, there also has been much more news. More relevant to Logic as well. So in order to address all of these headlines equally and offer my solutions, I decided it would be fitting to get into the Christmas Spirit by offering my List (sorry Jewish Readers).

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Tags: Brandon Jacobs, Charlie Weis, Christmas, Eli Manning, Grady Sizemore, Hines Ward, Hofstra Pride, Lingerie Foobtall League, New York Giants, Nikki Hunter, Notre Dame, Santa Claus, Tiger Woods
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Morning After Pill

It’s another day, and there’s more things that you missed in the sporting world. Maybe you didn’t miss all of this stuff, but then maybe you should write this post. Any sports or games that are left out of this are due to a lack of me caring, or an attempt to randomly spite some of you.

NFL: The woman who has accused Big Ben of raping her, will drop her Civil lawsuit against him if he admits the rape and apologizes. I don’t know her true motivation on this, but I’ve never been raped before, let alone by a professional athlete. I suppose that she would be in for a book deal if he admitted guilt, but the optimist in me hopes that she’s just doing this to put it behind her.

MLB: The Brewers, trying to protect a 3-4 lead over the Cardinals, intentionally walked Albert Pujols to get to Matt Holliday. That apparently pissed Holliday off as he homered a 2-1 pitch for the tying and winning runs. Would they have not been better off to let Pujols hit a home run and then strike out Holliday? I guess I have so much to learn about baseball. The Cards are a league best 31-11 since aquiring Holliday.
Tigers Pitcher Fernando Rodney has been fined and banned 3 games for throwing a ball at the stands after a game last week. During the post-game celebration he threw it towards the stands and it landed in the press box, not hitting anybody. He claims he was just caught up in the moment and throwing a ball to the fans. The players union has not said whether it would appeal. This is the most bullshit penalty ever. I mean it’s not like he tossed a 90 something mph Rick Ankiel wildball into the crowd. He was giving a memento to the fans. Other sports applaud this, and here baseball who can’t even control the cheating masses is penalizing this. This is another reason why baseball wont even matter in 20 years. Get bent MLB.

NHL: Jim Balsille who’s pursuing the Phoenix Coyotes like Tommy Lee pursued Hepatitis and Cocaine during the last 20 years, is entering crazy/desperation mode. He has added a $50 million payoff to the City of Glendale if they sign off on him buying the Coyotes, before Sept 30 so he can move them back to Canada. Glendale is claiming that the loss of the Coyotes would cost the city $500 million as they planned on having the Coyotes for a full 30 years. Yeah right, a Hockey arena in the desert that is persistently half empty sounds like it’s worth a ton of money. Next you’ll tell me that if the WNBA folded cities everywhere would crying out for a financial handout to cover their losses.

CFB: Oh god no. Please say it aint so. Notre Dame will be without their starting Fullback James Aldrige for their game this weekend against Michigan. How ever will they survive, oh you mean one of the RB’s who doesn’t get any carries will fill in for him. Okay, it’s all good. But wait, Aldrige is also their starting kick returner. I’ll give you a second to take that in……..Yeah the kick returner is also the fullback. The fullback is supposed to be a big powerful guy, not a speedy elusive guy like the kick returner. Way to go Coach Weis. Epic coaching fail.

ATP: Sigh. ATP CEO Adam Helfant likes how tennis is going. You could even say he’s excited about it. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have big plans for it. Starting next year, he wants to have a Tennis All Star showcase. Events such as serving speed, or chasing down drop shots could be featured. Are you excited yet? Yeah, me neither. Maybe a women’s tennis bikini showdown, but that’s because I’m a mildly chauvinistic asshole. Helfant has an Engineering degree from MIT and a Harvard Law degree. He worked for the NHL and then in marketing for Nike, helping to sign Sharapova and Federer. Sounds like he’s both over and under qualified. Kind of like me. I’m over qualified at drinking and making fart jokes, and severely under qualified as a writer.

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Tags: Adam Helfant, Big Ben, Charlie Weis, Fernando Rodney, James Aldrige, Jim Balsille, Matt Holliday, Notre Dame, Phoenix Coyotes
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A Night Cap with Logic

Yo. What’s up night owls? Ready to soar past some Eagles tomorrow? Well get ready because the Jets beat out those clowns 38-27. Michael Vick ran for a touchdown and threw a pick. LeSean McCoy ran for a TD. Who cares what the Jets did. None of their players drowned a dog.

The New York Football Giants lost to the New England Patriots 38-27, but managed to score 3 TDs via Wide Receiver. 2 to Sinorice Moss and 1 to Hakeen Nicks. Mario Manningham led the team in receiving yards with 74. Looked like Logic called out exactly what he thought was going to happen and it did. I know it’s preseason but don’t sleep on them. Manningham can be a #1 receiver and Nicks proved that he is going to dominate someday in this preseason. Forget Hixon and Smith. Those two guys should be the 1 and 2.

Here are two links that I liked from the interweb today. First, we have Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day coming out soon. here is the trailer. Vince from FilmDrunk was ripping into it and it does look kind of corny. I think the first one was a hit and it had a cult following (read as: Irish people) but you should just leave it at that.

Secondly, Blake Lively was running around in a white dress with no bra and you can clearly see everything she is all about.

In more important news, I lost to Gimp in Madden twice. I have to give credit where credit is due. My kicking game is not getting any credit.

Jon Garland won his first game with LA and my fantasy team. My sports betting locks for the rest of the season are Boston and New York Yankees parlays. They both won as well.

I’m going to keep this post short and sweet as I need to be up at 6:30AM to be at my friend’s house so we can leave via limousine for the airport to make a 10:55AM flight to Midway Airport in Chicago. From there we take a party bus and get heavily drunk until blindness occurs or we reach South Bend, Indiana. GO NOTRE DAME! I’ll see you fuckers Sunday for the draft.

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Tags: Blake Lively, Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day, Madden 10, Michael Vick, Notre Dame
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