Logicakke

I'm Chris Haaaaaaaaaaaaaanson.

What’s going on everyone? It’s a really boring Wednesday and as you know, I write my posts the night before I post them due to my shitty work schedule. So I figured I’d give everyone something new to look at without struggling to find something mildly entertaining in the sports world. And I don’t know if I’m supposed to tell you this but if you are a writer, I’d contact Gally for a possible gig. You didn’t get it from me though.

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• I didn’t know hockey is still going on but here is an awesome 3 minute fight. Probably the only reason to watch hockey. (Withleather)
• I’m a big fan of bathroom art and fisting jokes (Editor’s Note: Quite obvious now, huh?), this has got to be top 5 (Sportress)
• Iron Man 2 poster served with good jokes is okay in my book (FilmDrunk)
• Punter gave us all awesome ways to settle everyday life, not just football (Kissing Suzy Kolber)
• Olivia Munn is riding a unicorn. Your argument is invalid (GammaSquad)
• Boy born with 31 fingers and toes (Idontgiveafuck)

And that says it all for me, you transvestite donkey witches. Catch you later.

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Tags: Freakshows, Hockey Fights, Iron Man 2, Marlins Fister, NFL Overtime, Olivia Munn, Pedobear
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Gally Didn’t Quit

International Man of Mystery

Ok, so whoops! Lolz. Do we have bad timing or what? So it turns out that Gally’s last post about retiring was a joke…or not. It’s okay. The site will still go on as scheduled. It just depends on if Gimp and I decide to give it a new name like “All Things Rape-able” or “Cheetah-In-A-Tree.com“. The post just came at a terrible time, at the end of a VERY busy day for TGB and then a day of silence. We have like 6-8 writers on the site and we all decided to update on the same night. My plan for the future is to spread these 6-8 posts over the course of the week and then our site will probably be updated close to 9 times per week! Aren’t I a genius? How did I get turned down for NASA? Just look at my test scores! (Note: They forgot the 1 and 0 in front of the first 0, I swear)

Fucking "A Beautiful Mind" Smart, I am.

Anywho, We’re sorry that Gally was so believable in saying that he quits because he can’t keep up with Amber‘s Tits, Gimp‘s child and myself. It was only fitting that he compared himself to one of my most hated athletes of all time. Please remember folks, this is Canadian satire. It’s basically like the Polish submarine! You know, with the screen door! Am I right, guys? Guys?

To make it up to you? I think I have something that can put a smile on your face! Olivia Munn’s tits getting jiggled on G4 followed by Party Pug! Yay!!

Best. Gif. Ever.

Party Pug, you need help...

Oh. Right. This is a sport/video game/humor blog. I didn’t have any of that. Well…how ’bout that Todd McShay, huh? They really pay him for nothin’. Andddddddd what aboutttttt uhhhhhh MLB2K10. I swung early on a 96 MPH fastball. It’s bullshit. Oh and um humor. Right. Uhhh What’s the deal with airline food?

/gets hit with a tomato

/whistles casually off the stage

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Tags: Gally stinks, Lion Cheetahs, Olivia Munn
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Oliva Munn in Playboy

So Olivia Munn is in this Friday’s Playboy, as the cover model and this is the cover. Yes, Olivia Munn Playboy. Oh hi there websearchers, you may as well stay now that you’re here. So I’ve mentioned Ms. Munn before, to some of you more than others. I’m kind of an Olivia Munn homer if you would.

She’s smart, funny, completely sexy, loves pie and is essentially doing my dreamjob. Well I drifted off there for a bit, but after the jump will be a video of the photo shoot and a sample photo. continue

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Tags: nudity, Olivia Munn, pie, Playboy, Princess Leia, Sexy
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