Here’s a quick national championship preview. This is a sports blog fer crissakes. The Auburn Tigers and Oregon Duck both have prolific offenses, but everyone knows the SEC is bigger, faster, and stronger than the Wack-10. Tonight’s game may, in fact, be the shootout everyone has predicted, but I think Auburn will come out on top in the end. I predict Auburn will win 41-35. The Auburn defense has been shaky for many quarters this year, but has always been able to come up with a big stop or two or a turnover or two when they’ve needed it. If Nick Fairley can get a hold of anybody he will make an impact although Oregon’s skill players may be too fast for him. I think whichever team forces more turnovers will win.
Plus check out this video someone made for Oregon, totally gay.
Now check out this video of some guy getting people in South Korea to cheer for Auburn I saw posted on Track ‘Em Tigers:
I think we can see the advantage clearly goes to Auburn based on the above videos alone. I rest my case.
Note to self: If ever in the public eye whether it be as an athlete or celebrity remember to watch what you say on social media outlets, i.e. Facebook, Twitter, and the cesspool known as MySpace. You never know if it will come back and bite you on the ass.
Jemere Holland, the WR for the Oregon Ducks, scratch that, former WR for the Oregon Ducks, didn’t get that memo. Holland was apparently a tad upset/angry/maybe a little drunk when he posted the following message as his Facebook status around 4 am Sunday morning:
how the f**k you kick kinko off the team,,, on some weak sh**, niggas always faded he slipped up but ive been slippn up, and I’m still here, that sh** weak buff cuh could have done damage for the ducks, that sh** is weak, weak ass f**k, quote me SbB
And quote we shall. Quote we shall.
The “Kinko” in question would actually be Kiko Alonso, a redshirt sophomore. He was busted Saturday for a DUI, or as I like to call it, “the Frat Boy Special”. It’s also important to note that Kiko was the 4th Duck to be arrested in the last month, which to me means they’re really taking the off season seriously in order to one-up the LaGarette Blount sucker punch of yesteryear. One can only hope.
No word yet on if Kiko is off the team. However, I’m not sure what’s worse: getting a DUI and getting kicked off the team, or getting a DUI and still being forced to wear those ugly fucking jerseys.
