The Morning After Pill: berstreet Edition.

The Morning After Pill is our daily recap of the previous day’s sporting events. Some teams/sports are left out due to extreme lack of caring…and pure laziness. But mostly because I only care about things I like, and everything else may as well not exist.  Or perish in a glorious gas explosion in a tool shed.  Or something.

Good morning, kiddos!  We’re going to try something new over here at The Gally Blog.  We’ve divvied up the Morning After Pill, because we’re too poor to get our own.  So that means!  You’ll be gettin’ it from me on Mondays & Wednesdays.  Barring any complications or laziness.  Could be more, could be less, but that’s the plan!  Shall we?

NBA: Looks like the Timberwolves have wasted no time in disappointing fans this season.  They’re last in the NW Division.  The Nuggs are first.  Know why?  BECAUSE THEY’RE UNDEFEATED.  The Timberwolves were undefeated for a couple days: the day of the first game, and however many days were in between their next game THAT THEY LOST.  Good job ‘Wolves.  Actually, they’ll be competitive in like two years, because the whole team is basically newbs.  Anyway.  My Celts won AGAIN, and remain undefeated.  Know why?  ‘Cuz they’re awesome.  Apparently Phoenix is the only other undefeated team, but I kind of forgot Phoenix even had a team.  Are people really Phoenix fans?  Whatever.  GO KG! GO CELTS! That is all.

Awww...I love us!!

NFL: I found this to be pretty comical – ESPN posted an article yesterday titled Owner Dan Snyder: 2-5 Washington Redskins have ‘let everyone down’. I mean…raise your hand if you’re surprised they’re sitting at 2-5 right now.  Okay, now put your hand down if you raised it because you were surprised it wasn’t 1-6 or 0-7.  If you thought the outcome was going to be better than this, I reckon you’re unable to tie your shoes on your own, or make your own bed, and you likely have a big drool stain down the front of your shirt.  Jus’ sayin’.

MLB: Blah blah blah…GO PHILS!!

DWTS: If you watched Dancing With the Stars last night, you saw that Aaron Carter and his POA partner got to stay.  Good for Aaron Carter.  It was nice to see him doing something that didn’t involve his girlfriend Crystal and a major suckfest on the mic.  Then some other fools came out and did some Milli Vanilli crap, but could never live up to the greatness that is this:

Tags: Aaron Carter, Awesome, Boston Celtics, Dancing With the Stars, Denver Nuggets, Kevin Garnett, Milli Vanilli, Minnesota Timberwolves, MLB, NBA, NFL, Philadelphia Phillies, Phoenix Suns, Washington Redskins
Category Morning After Pill |

The World Series, Logicisized.

Get Used to That, America.

It’s that time again. One of the rare moments of the year that baseball importance eclipses football importance. Don’t worry it will go back to the correct way shortly. As anyone who follows sports in the slightest sense knows, its the defending champs, the Philadelphia Phillies taking on the team with the highest payroll and best record in baseball, the New York Yankees. Now, you may be asking yourself: “What are you going to tell me about the World Series that I didn’t already hear from ESPN or my local sports radio station?” and I’m here to say, “Lose weight before your knees buckle, fatty.”

I almost want to just litter this post with all of the hot WAGs that are in the game (I still think Johari Smith is busted). Or I could talk about the douchebaggery of Jimmy Rollins. Then I could put a positive twist on it and talk about how the old timers like Jeter, Pettite, Rivera and Posada are doing having one last hoorah before they all make their way out of the sport and head to the Hall of Fame. There are many side stories to this game that make it great and really, didn’t you see it coming all along? If you bet 100$ on the Yankees and the Phillies ($200 total) to be in the World Series with the 4 to 1 odds and 17 to 1 odds, you’d now be up $2,100. I wish I would’ve had that cash to blow after the first game of the season.

Well, what I want to give is an unbiased opinion on a position v. position walkthrough of the World Series. Let me stress unbiased. Ok, here’s 1 WAG:

(more…)

Tags: AJ Burnett, Alex Rodriguez, CC Sabathia, Charlie Manuel, Chase Utley, Cliff Lee, Cole Hamels, Jayson Werth, Jimmy Rollins, Joanna Garcia, Joba Chamberlain, Joe Girardi, Johari Smith, Johnny Damon, Jorge Posada, Laura Posada, Mariano Rivera, Mark Teixiera, Melky Cabrera, Michelle Damon, Minka Kelly, New York Yankees, Nick Swisher, Phil Hughes, Philadelphia Phillies, Raul Ibanez, Robinson Cano, Ryan Howard, Shane Victorino, World Series
Category Previews |