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Using Logic: People Just Aren’t Getting It.

• February 4th, 2010
• Posted in Satire . Use Logic
• By Logic

Welcome back, sports-fans. The Using Logic Hotline is still open 24 hours a day at  HatedHero11@Gmail.com or @Hbomb47 and this is where I can help you out with any issues in which you are stuck and don’t know what to do. Normally we like to keep it sports related. Other times it can be sexy. Related posts:

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Using Logic: Midget Jackie Robinson Edition

• December 18th, 2009
• Posted in Better while Intoxicated . Bile . Use Logic
• By Logic

Welcome back, sports-fans. The Using Logic Hotline is still open 24 hours a day at HatedHero11@gmail.com or @Hbomb47 and this is where I can help you out with any issues in which you are stuck and don’t know what to do. Normally we like to keep it sports related. Other times it can be sexy. Related posts:

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Using Logic 5.0

• November 2nd, 2009
• Posted in Use Logic
• By Logic

Once again, I’ve been emailed by a Logician with an important story that needs to be addressed. This particular issue has weighed heavy on my heart and I tried laying it to the side but it was again brought to my attention and therefor, it cannot be ignored. Not to mention I’m in a bad Related posts:

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Using Logic III

• October 6th, 2009
• Posted in Satire . Use Logic
• By Logic

Once again, I’ve been emailed by a Logician with an important story that needs to be addressed. I was actually emailed last week, but I already did my Using Logic segment for the week at that time. Like I said, I’ll get around to everybody! Even you, Braylon Edwards. Remember, hands are for catching not Related posts:

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Q and A with Stafon Johnson

• September 30th, 2009
• Posted in Interviews . Satire
• By Logic

There are many dangerous components to being a football player. Your body can get hurt in a lot of different and unique ways. Such as the case with Stafon Johnson, Running Back for USC. Apparently he was lifting weights and dropped the barbell on his throat which crushed his larynx. Being the savvy sports reporter No related posts.[ READ MORE ]

Use Logic

• September 24th, 2009
• Posted in Satire
• By Logic

Ok this is a brand new segment of our blog, mostly because no one has ever asked me a question before. Other than: “Can you stop being an asshole?” Well the answer to that is “No.” However, if you need help with anything please use the comment section or email me at HatedHero11@Gmail.com and I Related posts:

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Eric Mangini is Super Smart

• September 9th, 2009
• Posted in Satire
• By Logic

Everyone knows that Eric Mangini is the smartest man alive. It’s almost silly to compare him to any president that we’ve ever had as a country. The correct way to size up Mangini is to compare him to Hitler. Now before I get someone to explode on me like I’m Jenna Jameson (Ed. Note: fuck, Related posts:

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