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Verizon Strikes Back At AT&T With Rex Ryan

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If you’ve been paying attention to the sporting landscape lately, or even just regular TV, you may have noticed something. A suddenly hefty Luke Wilson schilling for AT&T. In response to Verizon’s claims that Verizon has a much larger coverage map, AT&T responded. Poorly. They brought in a no longer relevant or thin and attractive Luke Wilson to say, “Yeah well we have the iPhone and you can talk and surf at the same time.” So clearly they thought that by bringing in Luke, his newfound heftiness would gravitationally deflect the criticisms like a comet being deflected by Jupiter’s gravity well.

Regardless of the fact that this gravitational strategy failed, Verizon decided to strike back with their own globular mass. Before the new ad campaign even gets a marketing presence, I’ve been authorized to give you all a preview of the new campaign and new corpulent spokesman, Rex Ryan.When you’re thinking of a globular gravity well, doesn’t Rex Ryan just make more sense than Luke Wilson?

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AFC Championship Preview

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Well it’s NFL Championship weekend. Tomorrows AFC matchup is between Peyton Manning of the Indianapolis Colts, Peyton-Manning-Mustache-commercial and Rex Ryan of the New York Jets.rex-ryan

First Derivative and myself analyzed the two teams and put in our two cents this morning over at The Phoenix Pub. Instead of trying to analyze them twice and just repeat myself, I’m taking the lazy route and sending you over to the Pub for groundbreaking analysis.

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