Author: Logic Published: March 5th, 2010
- 1st Victim
I think we all know the insane story of Jon Koppenhaver. From the comments about Evan Tanner (or depending on how you look at it, the refusal to Joe Silva’s match, which is like refusing Don Corleone) that got him thrown out of the UFC, to the Gaybashing and then the name change. Then, like any sane person, he turned to porn (NSFWish Pic). I’m not going to lie, I haven’t seen the first video yet. I pretty much troll porn all day long and I still can’t find it. I don’t think I really need to see it because it would make me gay. Why? Well, because I’ve already seen her naked so really…what am I looking at?
I have no problem with War Machine. I hope he reads this. I follow him on Twitter and have actually had a few lines of dialogue with him. He is even friends with Long Island MMA product, Phil Baroni. He seems like a good dude at heart and means well but gets thrown into extraordinary situations where he doesn’t always make the right decision. And you know what? It fucking worked out well, huh? Joe Rogan has a great joke about how War Machine gets paid to fight and fuck, but I’m not him (despite my “drinking for days” beard) so I won’t try to make it. Can a man ask for more? I would argue: No. No you can’t.
Anyway, the point of this article (other than to tell you how insanely jealous I am of War Machine) is that he has a new video on “Real Slut Party”. Fightlinker has the links to the hardcore NSFW stuff, so check them out. He is partnered with some girl named Jules. I don’t know who she truly is and the Redtube video has her labeled as “Busty Jules” but in porn that’s like being called “Pantsless Blogger”.
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Author: gimp Published: November 4th, 2009
Stop me if you’ve heard this one…
MMA fighter legally changes his name, Jon Koppenhaver, to his nickname War Machine….Stifles laughter. He gets canned from the UFC for remarks about a fighter who recently died. Then launches a “Fuck an Obama” tirade on MySpace, which may or may not have suggested an assassination attempt and some all out anarchy. Follows that up by getting arrested for striking a man. In the midst of all this, he somehow finds the time to work as a bouncer at an alternative strip club (i.e. gay strip club), and gets arrested for fighting at said alternative strip club.
It probably couldn’t get any more random-ass than that, right?
WRONG. Because War “Don’t call me by my legal god given name Jon Koppenhaver” Machine has added a new skill set to his repertoire and resume: Pornstar.
No longer will he be dropping bombs from the mount position…well, actually he will, but a totally different kind. Apparently his first scene involved a lovely talent by the name of Riley Steele.
- The only weakness in her game is TV repairmen and pizza delivery guys.
And I can assure you that writing a diatribe of MMA to porn innuendos was totally in the cards for this post, but I came across this quote from the film’s director Robby D and thought his input would be totally insightful and in a not creepy sort of way*:
*Definitely in a creepy sort of way
He had a great top game and was able to take Riley’s back several times. Riley reversed the position and mounted War Machine, but I don’t think he minded. Eventually Riley tapped out, and War Machine rewarded her with a load to the face. On a serious note, War Machine’s experience in front of the camera through his fighting career made my job a lot easier as the director. He was made for this.
Totally not sure if I should find that sexy or completely disturbing…
quotes from Fleshbot (NSFW) via Watch Kalib Run
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