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Last Call: The Anniversary Edition

I know, I know, not the same kind of Anniversary
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Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask PJD and WSR for cost benefit analysis for getting married. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com

If you’ve not been paying attention, shame on you. Go back over the last two days and give the posts a read. It’s our one year anniversary today. From our humble beginnings, we have risen up to the great place we are at today. Over the course of a year we have made it to 600 posts, 4,100+ comments and 59,000+ page views. I don’t know if any of those numbers are actually good or not for a non financially backed blog, but I’m proud of them. Thanks to you the readers, the folks that link to us, the commenters, the Last Call community and my writers for a highly enjoyable year. I look forward to several more of them.

Musical Interlude:

Yeah I’ve used that song before. It’s my party and I’ll do what I want thank you very much.

Linkage:

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Canadians Go To The Bathroom Together

I know not many of you Americans know anything about the wonderful sport we Canadians call Hockey. It’s a glorious game played indoors on a sheet of ice. Twice in the recently ended, 2010 Winter Olympics, team Canada faced off against team USA. The Americans prevailed 5-3 in the round robin, while the Canadians prevailed 3-2 in an epic battle that went into overtime. In Canada, 10.6 million Canadians watched the game. When you consider there’s only 33 million of us in this country, that’s pretty impressive. Even in the USA, 27.6 million people watched the game. That was the highest watched hockey game in 30 years, and with a rating of 17.6, was the second highest rated sporting event of the year, excluding the NFL.

From Pat’s Papers, a US website run by a former Canadian that compiles news stories, comes this:

The water utility in Edmonton, EPCOR, published the most incredible graph of water consumption last week. By now you’ve probably heard that up to 80% of Canadians were watching last Sunday’s gold medal Olympic hockey game. So I guess it stands to reason that they’d all go pee between periods.

That piece accompanied the following picture, which is a real time graph of water usage before, during and after the Gold Medal game.

So bring on the jokes eh. Us Canadians are a bunch of dandy hosers that go to the bathroom together eh. Well, at least we can drink beer when we’re 18 eh, so take off hoser. sick video after the jump

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