Last Call: Logically Produced
- HAPPY TUESDAY DICKFACE
Last Call is a place where we come to pretend we are in an internet bar. I come on steroids and coke, Gimp pees on fake trees, Nonpop ALWAYS date rapes someone and Gally…well Gally’s on the ludes man, the fuckin’ ludes.
LINK DUMP:
What a wonderful day! Miley Cyrus turned 18 today. Happy Birthday, Miley! (This message was paid for by the Megan’s Law abiding citizens of the United States of America. P.S. FUCK YEAH!) (via WWTDD)
Shameless Self Promotion: My latest episode of the House of Punte went over pretty well despite the tech issues. It’s only 39 minutes so give it a listen, will ya? (House of Punte)
The only other thing I could think of that I read at work today was Drew’s funbag at Deadspin, which was pretty par for the course…I thought. (Deadspin)
Fantasy Football Bragging:
Since Romo went down, my team is 2-4 after starting out 5-0. I was desperate for a trade and even though I could have traded Hakeem Nicks and Steven Jackson for Michael Vick and Miles Austin… *kills self* *Finishes sentence as a ghost* I still managed to take the safe choice in Aaron Rodgers and DeSean Jackson. I was ridiculed for a bit, but now that Nicks is hurt and Rodgers out performed Vick in my head to head matchup for the winning point difference, I’m convinced I made the best move possible.
You guys have any cool fantasy football stories this year?
Sexy Tuesday:
- Just like I like my women, faceless.
P.S. I retweeted this picture and it caused me to be unfollowed by ironic trashwhore Hunter Jones who has even more provocative pictures as her banner for her website. Plus it was retweeted by Brendon from WWTDD after I sent it to him. I’m famous!
For the Gays and Ladies:
- Me with side abs. Take THAT, Ryan Reynolds.
Dance Party:
I hope Old King Clancy has the X-Factor, if you gnome sayin’.
*high fives raver with glow sticks and knee pads*
