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Friday September 16th 2011

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The Morning After Pill: The One With Pictures Edition

The Morning After Pill is our daily recap of the previous days sporting events. Some teams/sports are left out due to extreme lack of caring or hangover. Deal with it.

NFL:

Come any closer and I'll cock punch you.
Come any closer and I'll cock punch you.

The Broncos beat the Chargers 34-23 to move to 6-0. Eddie Royal returned a punt and kick for TD.

MLB:

Look at the guy hugging him. Why does it look like he's about to punch him in the dick?
Look at the guy hugging him. Why does it look like he's about to punch him in the dick?

The Yankees lost last night 5-4 to the Angels in the 11th inning. Do you smell that? It’s the sweet smell of New Yorker despair.

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NCAA College Football Live Blog

We will not in fact be live blogging girls, but in fact College Football.
We will not in fact be live blogging girls, but in fact College Football.

Well it’s that time again. Time for the weekly Saturday morning/afternoon and sometimes evening NCAA College Football live blog. As per usual, we start with the early SEC game, as that is the only early game that I get up here in Canada. From there, we kind of move on to whatever football is on. I emphasize the bigger games, but our unofficial 5th member and College Football live blogger, Lowercase, covers all the “smaller” games from “lesser” conferences.

So click the link to move on to the live blog. Yes you still have to click on a button, and when I get back from Blogs with Balls, I will remedy that.

NCAA College Football Liveblog.

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So come on in, kick your feet up, pour yourself a whisky or crack a beer and join in the live blog.

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Eric Berry For Heisman

So, that was Swiperboy as part of Tennessee’s campaign to get Eric Berry the Heisman Trophy. Eric Berry is a phenomenal player, and there’s no reason that he shouldn’t be included in the Heisman race. The trophy is designated to be given to the most outstanding player in the nation. He is definitely one of the best players, but lately the trophy has been given to the most glamorous QB in the country, even though they have their own award.

This year he’s on pace for 108 tackles as a defensive back. That’s incredible. In the Florida game he was all over the field, seemingly playing LB, corner and safety. He crushed Tebow in a huge collision, and he even picked off one of White Jesus 2.0′s passes, and nobody does that – he’s only thrown 12 interceptions in his entire career.

There are people who are going to say that he’s not playing nearly well enough this year, as he only has the one aforementioned interception this year, and didn’t return it for a TD. Those people are complete idiots. The reason he’s not getting all the INT’s that we’re used to is because teams aren’t throwing to his side of the field as much anymore. It’s the Champ Bailey/Nnamdi Asomugha effect; they shut guys down to the point that teams don’t throw their way anymore.

He’s going to be a top 5 pick in the draft this year, or next year – whichever he decides to declare for the draft. I would propose that there’s not a single team in the NFL that wouldn’t draft him if they had the chance. I would even surmise that if a team with an established QB has the #1 pick, he will be the leading candidate for first overall draft pick.

I’m sorry that it’s not going to happen, Eric. The Heisman has turned into a complete farce. If I was a member of the voting group, you would have my pick, but alas I am not. I might even have to cheer for you if you somehow end up with the Patriots.

How awesome would it be, though, if your voice were actually that low?

Here is his official campaign page. Check it out as there’s some impressive highlight reels.
via EDSBS.

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