Alright bitches! Last Call is what it is. It’s a place of joy, wonderment and conversation with like minded individuals.
Under Experiment: Finally someone has put science to good use and proven once and for all that Santa Claus is real. For real yo. Mars Watch: Have you ever wondered what a sunset looks like on Mars? Well, it’s awesome. You’re Welcome. EDSBS: Gus Malzahn, the dread pirate, deals the Commodore a blow. The Atlantic Wire: Why some veterans hate it when you say thank you. Black And Gold Tchotchkes: Where someone travels back in time 4 months to tell themselves how their great fantasty draft went in the future. Tech Crunch: What a little creativity combined with Facebook’s shitty new profile can actually accomplish. Roger Ebert: The sled and the saying Rosebud at the end of Citzen Kane apparently symbolize Vagina. I mean, I guess if you squint one eye and squirt lemon juice in your other eye it looks like a vagina. Purple Jesus Diaries: Viktor The Viking reports on the metrodome collapse. Daddys Sugar Ball: Breaking down Cam Newton’s Heisman speech. Hilarious.
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Last Call is what it is. You know what it is. As usual, I’m a day late and a dollar short, so I’ll keep updating this as we go.
Assholeology: How an Asshole welcomes his roommate home. Shutdown Corner: Christmas Ape has been mocking the world for about 24 hours now for not having mastered the rulebook as well as he has. His knowledge of the rules is lofty indeed. Well MJD here has evidence that shows Ape is a no good Yinzer as bad as the worst Ravens fan. The Bachelor Guy: Guys who shave regularly have twice as much sex as those who don’t. I guess I should shave more than twice a week. Hammer Fisted: Our drunken compatriots over at Hammer Fisted put the Brock Lesnar v. Cain Velasquez fight through their sophisticated analyzer machine. Twinkie Talk: Site friend Fetch wrote some stuff about something called beisboll or some such. Sumtin ’bout the AL MVP or sumtin. Business Insider: Does it surprise you that Winnipeg, aka Winterpeg, Canada wants a NHL team more than Phoenix does? Hit Fix: Sepinwall does his review of the new Sherlock Holmes series that started airing on PBS, via the BBC. If you don’t watch it, fuck off. Seriously. We’re not friends anymore.