Last Call is kind of like Blogkakke, only on PCP, LSD and ludes. Fucking ludes man. Instead of just being a random link dump, it’s a place to congregate with fellow like minded sports fans, alcoholics and amateur comedians. So come on in, kick your shoes off and crack a beer; then regale us with a witty joke, bitch about that local sports team or ask Logic about the best in local ball pits. If you have something you’d like to see here, our contact info is over on the right and there’s always the tip line, tips @ thegallyblog.com
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BBC: Remember all those times you were told to sit up straight? Well you were doing it wrong. Lean back young Skywalkers. Cracked: Six slacker behaviors that Science says are good for you. According to this, I’m going to live forever. Salon: Say it ain’t so. A requiem for Chat Roulette. ABC: Hell yeah! I think anyways. A man lost 24 lbs by eating nothing but pizza for a month and combining it with some exercise. His point was to show that portion control and exercise is all that we need to do to stop being big fatties. Cleverbot: Clever bot is exactly that, a clever bot… that learns from its interactions with people. Ask it a joke, talk Internet meme’s with it or just have a random conversation. Be warned, if you lob up a softball, it will occasionally hit it out of the park and then mock you. Ben Koo: ESPN pays bloggers, but just not their own sadly. There’s only one comment on the article, but it’s an epic one. The Nervous Breakdown: How an author accidentally got 700,000 fans on Facebook. Purple Jesus Diaries: Getting to know Jared Allen’s mysterious basement. Did you know he tortures kitties there? Big Boi: Big Boi has a new album out and he’s streaming it for free on his website. You’re welcome if you’re into that kind of thing. Black Heart Gold Pants: Yes, we “reported” on this earlier, but here’s a serious take on Chris Henry having Chronic Trauma Encephalopathy. Londonist: London’s Twitter traffic mapped topographically. Pretty interesting actually. 1940 Chronicle: This is the best thing ever. This is what would have happened if the Internet had existed during WWII and someone had taken the time to blog about it’s daily events and happenings.
Blogkakke is our collection of the latest and greatest to grace the Internets. If you have something for here or just want to ask PJDiaries about his recent marriage, there’s always the comment section or you could try tips@ thegallyblog.com
OK, ladies, I don’t usually drop by here to provide the links I’ve masturbated to all day long, so you’ll have to excuse me if this gets strange and/or weird. I stayed with some tried and true though, just to be safe. For your interlude? The sexy David Beckham in a sexy Adidas commercial:
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Das Links:
Blogs with Balls: First note that the internet was boring today. Why? Because anyone who’s poor and slovenly is in Chicago for BWB3.0. If you hurry, you can still make it to the inaugural Erin Andrews group peepings!
EDSBS: Taking a look at a PAC-38 makes my head explode. Also, Texas is full of shit.
Uni Watch: Have you taken a long, hard look at this year’s NBA Finals patch? It’s surprisingly arousing.
With Leather: Yep, Tim Lincecum still looks like he smokes pot and thusly should be treated like a dope fiend. DAMN KIDS!
KSK: Sexy Friday at KSK appears to be geared towards the ladies. Or just me, I couldn’t really tell.
Warming Glow: At airports, you usually fly in an airplane. This lady thought that was some boognish, and devised her own plan. Also, clearly wasted. Fun girl, though.
Kotaku: Not from today, but I haven’t seen it linked here. The new Madden challenger, Backbreaker, is reviewed. We find out that, yeah, it’s not really a challenger.
Deadspin: Video from last night’s Finals game where Chris Rock tries to phase the Mamba. Chris, he’s in rape mode. Not even tazers can stop him.
Twinkie Town: Carl Pavano, pitcher for the Minnesota Twins, has an awesome mustache. Also, it wouldn’t hit into a double play (and other truths).
Pajiba: Paul Rudd likes to dance. Concurrently, here is a collection of the top five Paul Rudd dance scenes. I disagree, as his Beyonce/SNL scene needs to be mentioned as well.
Uproxx: Death? You don’t stand a chance when science can turn my penis into metal, and longer than four inches. WINRAR!
