So I did a Using Logic skit on the whole Steve Phillips situation a few months ago. I loved it. I always liked Steve Phillips as an announcer and a person but the whole situation was ridiculous. Deadspin now is saying that Phillips is attributing his sex addiction to a traumatic childhood experience. Pfffttt. This is just getting stupid. Even after that fantastic South Park episode on all the guys with “sex addictions” blaming their problems and ruined lives on the stupidest stuff imaginable. I don’t feel like linking the episode, I’m sure you can find it yourself. There’s this new thing called “Google” out, you lazy fuck.
I mean, c’mon Jesse James. Nazi sex rehab? That sounds like a bad Schindler’s List porn remake. Give me a break. South Park has outed you Tiger Woods, Dave Letterman, Bill Clinton, Dave Duchovny, Steve Phillips and Gimp. There is no hiding anymore. Get over it, you’re just bad people who made a mistake. Now man up and pay your wife half!
Can we all agree that “Under Construction” is the best album ever?
This story would have surfaced much quicker, but the tabloids seem to have been wasting their time on all the other victims of the Tiger Attacks. People fail to realize that I am from Long Island, New York. If you don’t know the golf significance of that, here you go (exact distance from my favorite bar to Bethpage Black). I just want you to know, that I went to the US Open in 2009, but that is almost irrelevant. It was the after party that got hectic. Where I was raped by Tiger Woods…
Welcome back, sports-fans. The Using Logic Hotline is still open 24 hours a day at HatedHero11@gmail.com and this is where I can help you out with any issues in which you are stuck and don’t know what to do. Normally we like to keep it sports related. Other times it can be sexy. This time? It’s both. Now this may come as a shocker to you but I personally know Marni Phillips. I have known her ever since Steve was the Mets’ General Manager and they were always out and about on Long Island. While Steve and I became close, we went out to Crobar and to Scores but he also invited me to his house for the after parties and that’s where I met Marni. She was a sweetheart and we remained in touch after Steve left the Mets and went to ESPN. So to make a long story short, Marni is a reader of The Gally Blog and saw my Using Logic segment and sent me an email, this is what she said to me…
