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Australian Open Mens Final Live-Blog

The live blog will commence 30 minutes before the final starts, so show up here at 3AM EST when you get home from the bar for drunken, rambling tennis analysis. Then crack open a beer and enjoy the jokes

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Australian Open Men’s Championship Preview

Back when I wrote my Aussie Open preview, I had Federer over Djokovic in the final (before I knew what the bracket was. Obviously that was an impossibility). One of those men has made it, but Andy Murray joins Djokovic in his second Aussie Open final in a row.

Djokovic has had the more impressive run through the tournament. He ran through Tomas Berdych, who had dominated, in straight sets. Then he ran through Roger Federer in straight sets. He has an Australian Open title in 2008, and it’s clear that this has always been his favorite grand slam event. He is serving well, returning well, moving well, and his backhand is as good as I have ever seen it. He looks ready to move Federer out of the top two in the world.

But to make this preview all about the Djoker would overlook Andy Murray, who is playing like a champion in his own right. Even though he is the 5th seed in this tournament, I have been saying for over a year now that he is the 3rd best player in the world. And it might be true, it’s just that he still might not be as good as Djokovic right now. Still, it’s tough to judge how well Murray has played so far, given that he avoided having to play both Soderling and Nadal. Instead, he dispatched the young Ukrankain Alexandr Dolgopolov in the quarters and David Ferrer in the semis. But before anyone discounts the Ferrer win, Ferrer is maybe the best defensive player on tour right now, and while Murray usually stuck with his own defensive style, his offense, when he unleashed it, was too much for the Spaniard. I think that Djokovic will have trouble dealing with it as well.

And as good as Berdych and Federer are, neither is the type of counterpuncher that Murray is. Djokovic loves Australia, but Murray has said that this slam has his favorite surface as well. I think it will be a tough final, but in the end I see Andy Murray becoming the first British man to win a grand slam since Fred Perry way back in 1936.

For those of you up late tonight, we will be live-blogging the Mens final. We do hope you stop by. P.S. The final starts at 3:30AM EST tonight.

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Australian Open Preview

First, I suppose an introduction is in order. I am Fetch, and I am an internet superstar a blogger. To drop in a couple shameless plugs right off the bat, you can find me writing about Kansas athletics at Rock Chalk Talk, the Twins at Twinkie Talk and college hockey at the creatively named The College Hockey Blog. You can also follow me on twitter @fetch9 if you would like.

Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get to the Australian Open preview. The Aussie Open is the first grand slam on the tennis calendar and probably my favorite. It could be that it comes after a long 5 month layoff after the US Open, or that it is a nice distraction from the cold January weather and the dreary school that goes with it. Or it could be that traditionally it is the one that features the most wide open field.

In any event, I love watching it, and it is one of the four times a year when I get to wear my serious tennis fan hat. Let’s begin the preview with the ladies: (more…)

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US Open Q & A

Announcer: Ok, I think we are all set up and awaiting the arrival of our interviewee. We have an inside source at the Arthur Ashe Tennis Center who has been behind the scenes for the U.S. Open. We’re really excited to have him here and all the wonderful things he’s done to keep this event running
Announcer: Settle Down Everyone. Settle Down. We’re ready to begin.

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Wimbledon Final Preview

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So as you may know, 6th ranked Andy Roddick, and 2nd ranked Roger Federer are playing off in the Wimbledon Finals. This is Roddick’s 5th Grand Slam Final, while it is Federer’s 20th. This is the 4th time that the two have met in the finals, with Federer winning the previous 3.

Roddick has a 1-3 record in grand slams, while Federer has a 14-5 record. This will be Federer’s 20th Grand Slam Final, which is the world record as well as the fact that if he wins, it will be his 15th victory which is also a World Record.

After the jump, video of the two as well as pseudo analysis. (more…)

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Fernando Gonzalez has worms!

Whilst we’re at it, more stuff about France. You heard it here first, the food/water at the recently held French Open was contaminated.
How else do you explain this. It’s a travesty of the highest levels. What has things come to when the 12th ranked men’s Tennis player in the world gets worms at a major competition. Tsk, tsk France, you’ve got some ‘splainin to do.

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Either that or he’s a passionate crazy Chilean. I prefer to chose the former. After all, shouldn’t Tennis remain populated with the vanilla* of the athletic world? I mean it is Tennis.
/Dismisive hand wanking

*Women’s Tennis doesn’t apply.

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