Author: PJDiaries Published: March 17th, 2010
Well, hello Saint Patrick’s Day. How nice of you to come around again and provide a reason for ginger haired Irish bastards to think that they’re more than smut and for giving a reason for everyone else in the world to drink unabashedly. Today we’re not alcoholics, we’re just celebrating heritage!
- It's funny because the cat is drinking beer!
Well not me, because I work all day and have school all night. And I’m not Irish either, because I’m mildly attractive, you see. But that doesn’t mean that I’m all business, oh no. Instead, I am willing to start a meme to keep everyone’s interest today for no other reason than because, if you’re stuck doing boring shit like I am today, than you may need to find an appropriate way to waste time. So here we go. I’m sure many of you have done this before, but what are some of the shortest books that could ever possibly be written? For example, “Respecting your wife and family” by Tiger Woods. Oh hey, a Tiger Woods joke, right after he announced that he’ll be returning to play the Masters! Hilarious! But you get the idea.
I’ll start us off with some probably not very funny examples, just to get the ball rolling for the real comedians around here to chime in. But if you’re around or lucky enough to not have to work today, join in on the fun. Here goes:
“Positive conflict resolution” by Ray Lewis
“Ho-hum: How to not become the greatest NCAA football coach in the history of the game” by Tom Osborne
“Respecting the game” by Bryant McKinnie
“Consensual sex with an well known friend” by Ben Roethlisberger
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Author: gally Published: January 12th, 2010
The Morning After Pill is a daily recap of the previous days events. It’ll usually be sports, but that’s open for change. Certain teams/sporting events are left out due to a lack of caring. Or not being able to see the keyboard because of alcohol.
NFL: Andy Reid has declared that Donovan McNabb will return as starter for the Eagles in 2010. Kolb has proven he’s more than capable to handle the spot, so really the team should ship one of them out before they run into an Aaron Rodgers/Brett Favre situation. There’s been lots of hooplah about this Rooney Rule in the last couple of days. Part of the noise has been about how the Seatlle Seahawks made a mockery out of the rule by going directly after Pete Carroll and not really paying attention to minority coaches. Well now it comes out that they made an offer to Tony Dungy, with the hopes of him being their President. He turned them down, then got all pissy at them when they didn’t really try to hire a black coach. Dick.
College Football:Jim Leavitt, USF football coach who was just fired amidst allegations he hit one of his players, wants his job back. Guillaume Latendresse led the Minnesota Wild to a 4-3 win over the Pittsburgh Penguins by scoring one goal and assisting on three others. There was some other stuff, but I’ll get to that in later posts today.
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