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Thursday February 9th 2012

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Hannah Storm is a Fashion Nightmare

Ok, we get it. You support the troops.

Amazing what one can do with DVR and an iPhone. Thanks to reader FlankerNips for the picture. Ok, now the Tony Kornheiser thing has been blown way out of proportion. Deadspin posted an article claiming that there could be an underbelly to the story…about how TK took a shot at Chris Berman’s weight. Jason Whitlock got really mad (Ed Note: Like a big, fat, black baby. Kind of like the kid from “The Cleveland Show) and had a little twitter battle with AJ Daulerio. After Whitlock blocked Daulerio, AJ did the one thing any reasonable man would do. Curse him out via email.

That’s all well and good. I’ve done that thousands of times. I wish I still had the snotty email I sent MTV’s “Made” about not hiring me as a Lacrosse Coach. Regardless of that situation, it’s kind of stupid that TK can’t talk about his “co-workers” on his radio show. Isn’t that controlling the media? Like what the Nazis did? It’s bad enough ESPN has a global monopoly on sporting news, but to actually suspend a dude for commenting on some broad’s attire? C’mon. Where are the anti-trust laws?

Just look at the daffy bitch! Is she kidding me? She is TRYING to get attention for her ludicrous outfits. Whether it is the go-go boots and the sausage flaps, or the stupid army get up…this broad looks like she gets dressed in the dark. At first, when I heard her name…I thought she would be hot. Hannah Storm sounds like she would be a super-hero who sexily shoots lightning to subdue female bank robbers. No such luck. Instead she has the super power to make me cringe. I’m looking at a dame, way past her prime, talking about sports and looking like her wardrobe was shot out of a cannon at an Arena Football game. This is my Hell.

Tony Kornheiser was right to criticize her and I commend him for even apologizing (even though it was an “I’m sorry I got caught” apology.) What’s the point of being in the media if you can’t criticize people regardless of where they work? This was the major problem I had with Steve Phillips bagging that troll. ESPN did not even recognize it on any of it’s radio stations or during the entire day on Sports Center. Meanwhile, they had CSPAN like coverage of every harlot Tiger Woods stuck his flesh flute in. It’s hypocrisy, I tell you! I say that if this trick wants to walk around like Blinkin from Robin Hood: Men in Tights lays out her clothes in the morning, we should haveĀ  the opportunity, NAY! The right, to make fun of her!

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What’s up guys? A whole bunch of sports headlines, Brian Westbrook…LaDanian Tomlinson…Tony Kornheiser… Pffttt. There really isn’t anything going on that isn’t Olympics related. Whatever, I’m over it. Especially when Hillary Duff be blowin’ dudes and what not.

Tunes: Company of Thieves- Even in the Dark (live at Horseshoe Bend in Arizona)


First up, we got Ufford writing for the actual Uproxx website and 6 ways to bother your commenters. Is it me or does his best work come when he is yelling at internet commenters? (See also, KSK)

Actually, a double dose of of Ufford is in order because he found some pictures of The Situation with Bar Rafaeli. I’m not going to lie, I’ve been trying to MMA fight the Situation for a while now…but now, I won’t stop until all of his blood is out of his body.

Second song: Ke$ha- Tik Tok (cover)


PUNTE has the scoop on Michael Vick getting offered some money for Playgirl. Do girls even read that? Shouldn’t it just be called Playgay or something much funnier than that?

I really hope they do this Captain America movie right and just cast Randy Couture

I’ve just spent hours on the /b/ thread at 4Chan. I didn’t know whether to link Battletoads or Michael Tri-Cera-tops. I’ve known about 4Chan but never really looked at what they do there…Jesus tapdancing Christ. Those guys are so meme’d out it’s unreadable to the newfags.

I think this dog wants to take a run at Birthday Dog for the title of Birthday Dog

Mariusz Pudzianowski is fighting MMA now. Soon, there will be no 155 class. After Brock, Bobby Lashley and now him…these emm effers are getting bigger and bigger. Kind of like your dad at a Russian Bath House.

Alright I think that about covers it. What do you think Gangsta Asian man?


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