Mark Titus Is A Dirty Liar
This is Mark Titus of Club Trilion. He’s a walk on player on Ohio State University’s basketball team. Not only is he a superstar* basketball athlete, but a handsome blogger who may not even live in his mothers basement.
According to others who know more than me, he got the blog name in a pretty clever way. A member of the Trillion club is someone who gets one minute of playing time with no other discernable contributions or statistics. On a basketball box score, this works out to a 1 followed by 12 0′s which is a trillion. He apparently has a bunch of these, but I am far too lazy to search out CBB statistics.
Getting some feedback that he was a talentless hack, he decided to fight back with a video of him doing the fundamentals and doing them well. He would have used a hilight reel, but you see he doesn’t have any. The video is pretty awesome and includes montages. MONTAGES. It also includes a random doucher, if that’s your type of thing.
Sadly though, the video is a fake, and Mark Titus is a dirty liar. Come on, white men can’t jump, let alone dunk.
*may not be factual
via. SB Nation from Club Trillion
