The Ballad of War Machine: A Greek Tragedy…Or Maybe it’s a Comedy.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one…
MMA fighter legally changes his name, Jon Koppenhaver, to his nickname War Machine….Stifles laughter. He gets canned from the UFC for remarks about a fighter who recently died. Then launches a “Fuck an Obama” tirade on MySpace, which may or may not have suggested an assassination attempt and some all out anarchy. Follows that up by getting arrested for striking a man. In the midst of all this, he somehow finds the time to work as a bouncer at an alternative strip club (i.e. gay strip club), and gets arrested for fighting at said alternative strip club.
It probably couldn’t get any more random-ass than that, right?
WRONG. Because War “Don’t call me by my legal god given name Jon Koppenhaver” Machine has added a new skill set to his repertoire and resume: Pornstar.
No longer will he be dropping bombs from the mount position…well, actually he will, but a totally different kind. Apparently his first scene involved a lovely talent by the name of Riley Steele.
- The only weakness in her game is TV repairmen and pizza delivery guys.
And I can assure you that writing a diatribe of MMA to porn innuendos was totally in the cards for this post, but I came across this quote from the film’s director Robby D and thought his input would be totally insightful and in a not creepy sort of way*:
*Definitely in a creepy sort of way
He had a great top game and was able to take Riley’s back several times. Riley reversed the position and mounted War Machine, but I don’t think he minded. Eventually Riley tapped out, and War Machine rewarded her with a load to the face. On a serious note, War Machine’s experience in front of the camera through his fighting career made my job a lot easier as the director. He was made for this.
Totally not sure if I should find that sexy or completely disturbing…
quotes from Fleshbot (NSFW) via Watch Kalib Run
